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Porno: A Flash Fiction Story

The Old Soldier has your hit for Tuesday.  Remember, The Gazette is published only on Mondays, Tuesdays, Thursdays and Fridays.  This gives me time to make a little money writing at Triond.  I only make like $1.00 a day; but hey, a lot of bloggers can’t even say that.  It helps with the monthly social security check.  Hopefully, by the end of the year I’ll be making $3.00 a day.

But enough about me.  This is a blog about flash fiction.  I think I have a story you will enjoy.  My niece is a webcam stripper.  Her name is Brianna Frost.  You can Google her.  She was the inspiration for the story.  I haven’t seen or talked to Brianna in years.  I wish her luck.

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It was the first hot day of the year in Pittsburgh. Students from the University of Pittsburgh sprawled in the grass sunbathing. The good looking young man walked beyond the students and down a street to the crowded tables of a sidewalk cafe. A beautiful young woman waved at him from one of the tables. He sat at her table. A tall mixed drink was in front of her. A waitress took his order. The man and woman sat saying nothing. The waitress brought him a glass and a bottle of beer. The man poured some of the beer in the glass and drank it off. The man and woman sat looking at each other.

She said, “I fell in love with you because you were a wild man. Now you’ve become such a prude.”

“For not wanting to have sex on the Internet?”

“We won’t always be young.”

He finished the rest of his beer. He sat thinking, holding and watching his empty beer glass. He looked up at her, considering.

“All right,” he said.

“Really?”

“Maybe it’ll be fun.”

“Of course it’ll be fun. And we’ll make money. We’ll make lots of money. You know why?”

“Why?”

“Because we’re young. Because we’re beautiful. Because we’re good. I have a friend who makes a living from online videos.”

“What’s her name?”

“Brianna Frost.”

The End

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A Shout Out To New Writers

Well, The Gazette is on page three of Google under the key words “flash fiction.”  That’s not bad when you consider that The Gazette is only published four times a week.  What this means is that if you are a new writer and would like to get some exposure for your work, The Gazette would be a great place to start.

Now don’t just send something in.  Do your homework.  Give your creative writing a chance at being published.  First off read the submission guidelines.  They’re real easy.  The Submissions tab is at the top of the page.

Then if you really want to put the odds of being published in your favor, read a couple of the stories that have already found a home here at The Gazette.

The Gazette likes realistic stories about characters that seem like real people caught up in real life events.  Beyond these tips you can write about anything.

Good luck.

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The Gazette Needs Guest Writers

The Gazette has had a great response to the flash fiction published yesterday by guess writer Maxwell Moore.  You can get exposure in the Gazette for your very short story, too.  Just click on the Submissions tab at the top of the page and follow the guidelines.

First you should read a few of the stories on this blog to get an idea of the quality that the Gazette is looking for.  The Gazette does not publish science fiction or fantasy.  Submission does not mean publication.  This morning the Gazette was on page two of Google under the search engine term, flash fiction.  You will get exposure.  Your story will appear on the Gazette’s homepage for several days.  Just like the flash fiction of Maxwell Moore.

The next edition of the Gazette will be published on Monday.  This is the Old Soldier reporting from Pittsburgh.

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New Flash Fiction by Maxwell Moore

It’s the Old Soldier here with the Thursday edition of the Gazette, bringing you new fiction from a guest writer.  You can be a guest writer, too.  There’s a Submissions tab at the top of the page.  Be sure to follow the guidelines.  Everybody doesn’t make it into the Gazette.  So send your best.  If your very short story does make it into the Gazette it will stay on the homepage for several days to give your work maximum exposure.

The Gazette looks for fiction about characters that have depth, that act like real people in real situations.  The Gazette looks for life on the page.

If you’re a writer or a blogger, let the Gazette be your one stop website resource for blogging and writing and all things flash fiction.  Read the right article for the right problem and don’t forget to give your friends a shout out about my little blog.

But She Looks So Healthy

When she rustled in her sleeping bag it reminded Luke of dry leaves crumbling into dust. The zip of the tent door tore into his ears as she slipped out. Cold took the place of her body. Through the mesh flap their shoes rested on the grass, toes facing each other. She set them there last night to keep the frost off, said they were kissing.

Outside the sun tilted over the glassy highway, off dead squirrel eyes near the yellow dividing line. It rolled over the pond and soaked into a blue plastic outhouse. Dead trees forked and stretched at gray patches of sky above the trailers. A white puppy with dirty paws stretched its spine with a whimper.   

RVs in the campground hummed as generators and coffee makers woke up. Unlit Christmas lights clung to awnings. Yellow circles of grass cried out from under flat tires because some people just stayed. A bearded man in long johns and a sheepskin coat stepped bare feet onto the grass outside a giant off-white rig, melting the frost under warm toes. A sliver of white caught him between two trees as he lit an old brown pipe, and unzipped his coat exposing a broad red and black chest. The light made his eyes squint and his skin glow.   

Luke watched his red and black chest heave through the open flap, the smoke curling slowly from his pipe, and was full of hope. There was still time before winter, still time for pipes and bare feet.   

The man finished his pipe and rapped the wooden end on his palm. Luke felt her familiar lips meet his. She shifted toward him, blocking his view of the barefooted man.   

“Happy Thanksgiving,” she whispered into his ear.  

 “In a place where we don’t know anyone.” 

He stretched and pretended to be asleep until he actually was. She zipped up the tent and left for years. When she came back for the car keys he hardly recognized her.

“Here let me help you,” he said wrestling out of the sleeping bag.

“No, I just need the keys, you sleep.”

He felt her hot tongue through dry lips; saw the sun dance over the freckles on her nose, turning her hair from bark to wine. Years ago he said that he would kiss all her freckles. She had laughed in her little way, and he had smiled because he meant it.   

It was much brighter outside, and the campground had lost the early morning shine. Each minute stretched, reminding Luke that these people lived out of a trailer all year, their fat children whining and their diseased dogs tearing at trash bags for scraps. He had forgotten the man with the pipe entirely, and looked at his enormous RV with nausea.   

They set up for breakfast and spoke little. White breath leaked from their lips. She was cold. She was always cold. He swirled the special pumpkin pancake mix she bought for the holiday in an old pot while she lit both burners on the camp stove: one for the skillet and one to cup her hands over.    

He knew the batter was ready, but kept mixing anyway. Once he looked up to meet her eyes with a sideways smile, but then went back to mixing.   

“Skillet’s good and warm,” she said watching her breath rise in the air, turning her fingers over the blue circle of flames.  

 “I have a good feeling about last night. I think this might be it,” he said to the pancake mix.  

 “Here, I’m sure the batter’s ready.”

A squirrel rushed by crunching dead leaves. She kissed him on the cheek, took the pot, and spooned a circle onto the skillet. It sizzled and smoked at the heat.   

“I know. I know it’ll be fine it’s just that I’ve been doing everything that he’s said to do for months now, and we still-“   

Suddenly the white puppy with brown paws flashed from behind the trailer next to them after the squirrel. The squirrel bounced up a tree easily. The dog barked once and lost interest.   

“Come here, you.” She cooed and patted her thighs. The dog leaped twice and already had a big pink tongue in her face, paws up on her stomach.   

“Hey, down. You’re a cute one, who do you belong to?” She asked wiping her nose and cheek.   

“Sorry ‘bout that, you know how puppies can be, gets excited when she sees a new face around the park.” The voice came from a skinny leather man with an oversized coat that made him look like a turtle. He had deep-set eyes and thin lips tightened to his face. His voice was low with a deep southern accent that mismatched his body.   

Luke saw the man with a surprise that melted quickly into indifference, and lost interest by the time the sentence ended. She kept her hands on the dog, looking up at the man.  

“She’s a cutie, what’s her name?”

The man stretched and picked at something in his ear. “Dunno. I been callin’ her Daisy, but she goes by lotsa names around here. We kind of take turns taking care of her, making sure she stays off the highway. She’d be a great pup for a good home though.” The man trailed off and found what he was looking for in his ear, wiped it on his coat, and scratched Daisy behind the ears.

“She’s a stray? But she looks so healthy. Can you believe that? Who wouldn’t want this cute little guy?” She asked looking over to him.

The pancake sputtered in the skillet. He sniffed at the thin smoke as the edges blackened and began to curl up. He took a deep breath. Cold filled his lungs. A glint from the blue plastic outhouse across the highway made him sneeze.

“It’s burning,” he said.

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Max Moore is an unpublished college graduate living out of his car. He is an avid writer and rock climber.

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What Is Flash Fiction?

What is flash fiction?  That’s a question that brings forth many answers.  For flash fiction is more than just short.  It is complete.  But since it is so short, it is not an essay.  It is not a summation of what happens.  It presents what happens.  Many writers of flash fiction do not know the difference between summation and presentation.  Summation uses exposition to cover a lot of ground.  Exposition speeds up time.  Presentation is showing.  Showing slows down time. 

So, if you’re a blogger or writer writing flash fiction think of flash fiction as “a significant, small moment in time.”

Significant because a short story has to be about some sort of change.  Small because the very short story is too short to  handle big drama.  It’s perfect for small drama.

A moment in time means the story can only cover minutes, hours or maybe one or two days.  Anything longer and you’re better off writing a regular length story.

Well, the Old Soldier has another flash fiction story for you today.  Remember the Gazette is published every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday.  There is a Submissions tab and a Subscribe tab at the top of the page.  I’ll see you again on Thursday.  Keep blogging and keep writing.

When I Was A Young Man

I had written my quota of pages for that day. I left my apartment and a few minutes later I was walking around the big bend in the avenue. The Cathedral of Learning of the University of Pittsburgh stood tall and gray against the bright sky. There were lots of other young people wearing shorts, holding hands and eating ice cream cones. Someone called my name.

It was Lisa Graham. She was a friend of Sandy’s. Lisa’s dark hair was cut close to her skull in back and at the sides. It was full and curly on top and swept forward down over her right eye. She wore a white, sleeveless T-shirt with RELAX in red on the front, black lace gloves with no fingers, and black cloth stretch pants ending just below her knees. Some sort of black boxing shoes were on her feet. Her socks were bright red.

“What’s amusing?” she said.

“The way you dress. I like it. Come down to the place with me.”

I bought a newspaper along the way. I liked Lisa and her punk friends. I didn’t like the way there always seemed to be something strange about her eyes. I didn’t think she needed glasses. We sat at a table next to the big window on the Bouquet Street side. Lisa seemed younger than Sandy though they were the same age. We each had a mug of beer.

“Sandy told me you work for a supermarket chain,” she said.

“Five years.”

“I can’t imagine working anywhere five years.”

“It’s only three nights a week and four hours Sunday mornings. I saved my money while I was in the army.”

“I’m just floating through school. I don’t know what I want to do. I might be dead next year.”

“Hope not.”

“I’ll stay in school as long as my parents pay for it.”

I took a drink of my beer and looked out the window.

“Do you party?” she said.

“I like to have a good time.”

“No. I mean do you party?”

“Orgies?”

She laughed, sipped some of her beer and looked at me. She said, “Is beer all you do?”

“If I’m smart.”

“I have friends who can get you anything you want.”

“Oh?”

“Did you do anything in ‘Nam?”

“My unit was clean.”

She shrugged and finished her beer and left a little while later. It was a lovely day. I had done a good amount of writing that morning and now the sunny day made me happy. I opened the newspaper. A man confessed to slaughtering his wife and children. A chemical spill had forced an evacuation. A woman police officer emptied her revolver into her sleeping live-in boyfriend. A rapist claimed his fifth local victim. A family of seven was found killed execution style. Americans were reported still being held prisoners in Vietnam. I got up and threw the paper away.

The place got crowded. When Henry came in he didn’t see me. He started to walk back out. I called to him and he came over and sat at my table.

“What’s up, Henry?”

“Everything’s turning to shit. I need some bucks.”

“You had three gigs last week.”

“They didn’t show.”

“The band?”

“I’m sick of bands. No body wants to practise. They just want to jam. The bass player can’t get along with the drummer. The manager is screwing the chick keyboardist. The guitarist wants to sing more lead.”

“Will a twenty help?” I gave him the money.

“I had some people lined up to see us. The band said they were tired of playing the same place every week. It was a paying gig. So what if it is the same place. It was packed every Saturday night. You’ve seen it. We were bringing in an extra two thousand dollars every Saturday night. Manny loved us. There was never any trouble. All the frat parties lined up for the fall. They were going to give us a shot here on Wednesday nights. And the band doesn’t show up.”

He was a good singer and a great performer. I hated to hear the band was no more. Sandy walked in. A shoulder bag with a long strap was slung from her left shoulder. Her light brown, short hair was windblown and she was wearing sunglasses and a long, white sleeveless sundress. Her face, neck and arms were lightly tanned. She looked fresh and very young. She saw me and made her way up to the table. Henry looked up. She took off her sunglasses and smiled down at us. Henry stood up.

“Henry, this is Sandy Meyers. Sandy, Henry Porter.”

She reached to shake his hand. He held her hand, bowed slightly and kissed the back of her hand. She made a little curtsy. He gave her his chair and pulled another one over.

“Beer?” he said to Sandy.

“Than you.”

“Henry, let me.”

“You get the next round.”

He made his way to the bar. Sandy leaned against me and kissed me in the mouth.

“Miss me?” she said.

“Always.”

She rubbed her nose against mine. She took a brush from her shoulder bag and ran it several times through her hair. She took out a compact, looked at her hair and face and then snapped the compact shut and put it and the brush back in the shoulder bag. She pressed a leg against mine. She wormed her hand into mine and we held hands under the table. Henry came back. She let go of my hand and we kept our hands on top of the table.

I said, “Here’s to the best damn lead singer in Pittsburgh.”

“Are you a singer?”

“When I’m up there.”

“I play a little piano,” Sandy said.

“Really?”

“Chop sticks.”

“I’ll kill myself!” he said. “I swear it!”

“You don’t like chop sticks?”

“He just lost his band.”

“An easy five hundred a night,” he said. “All the suds we could drink. All kinds of frat parties lined up. They don’t show.”

She said, “I had a friend who was in an all girls band. Roadsickness. Ever hear of them?”

“You mean Carsickness,” he said.

“No. Roadsickness.”

“They play Pittsburgh?”

“Mainly house parties.”

“What happened?” he asked.

“Oh, somebody slept with somebody’s boyfriend.”

“Exactly,” he said. “It’s not music. It’s comedy.”

After the third round Henry left. Sandy and I sat and looked at each other. I said, “How was your week?”

“I found out I maxed two exams,” she said.

“Get out!”

“I’m going to get another four hours in work study, too.”

“Wonderful.”

“I had lewd thoughts about you.”

She looked around, leaned closer to me and pulled up her long white dress. Her legs were hairless and smooth. She wasn’t wearing a slip. I felt my groin tighten up. On the inside of her right thigh near the crotch of her black panties was a fading purplish mark the size of a half dollar. She threw her dress drown.

“Did I do that?”

“I call it your vampire kiss,” she said.

“I guess I got carried away.”

“You always get carried away. That’s what I like about making love to you.”

We were holding both of each other’s hands on the table top.

“How’s that?” I said.

“You don’t hide anything,” she said. “You don’t keep anything back. I think it’s the only time you totally let go. You’re very oral.”

“Must mean arrested development or something. You bring out the beast in me.”

“You were beastly before I met you.”

We talked about this and that and then I said, “How’s your friend Lisa?”

“Oh,” she said. “All right.”

“She was in here earlier.”

“Was she?”

“What does she do?”

“She’s a student.”

“What does she do for money?”

“Her parents have money.”

“Enough for her to buy drugs?”

She let go of my hands. “If her parents knew…”

“She deals, doesn’t she?”

“What she doesn’t use.”

“What’s she in to?”

She sat in silence and would not look at me. The silence stretched between us. I took her hands in mine. She looked me full in the face. Any time she did that I always felt her basic sincerity. It was the sort of vulnerability and sincerity most of us lose when we stop being very young children. It made me feel she was sitting beside me naked and unaware she was naked.

“You don’t use anything,” I said. “Do you?”

“I get high on us.”

It was that day, sitting at that table, that I realized I loved Sandy Meyers.

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Another Flash Fiction Story For Ya

It’s the Monday edition of the Gazette.  You know the Gazette is about flash fiction.  It’s about writing and it’s about blogging.  It’s also about submissions; but don’t just send a story in.  Read and follow the guidelines.  You will find the guidelines at the top of the page under the Submissions tab.  New bloggers and new writers are especially welcomed.

Also, if you’ve always wanted to make some money writing, the Old Soldier has a pay-for-content site for you to check out.  Now don’t expect to get rich because you won’t; but you will be able to make a few bucks.  Just go to Triond.  The site is legit.  It actually pays you every month.  I know.  It pays me every month.

La Dolce Vita

Bloomfield is a neighborhood in Pittsburgh. Because of the large number of people of Italian heritage living in the neighborhood, Bloomfield is known as “Little Italy.” For three days every year during the nice weather a food festival is held.

Food booths line both sides of Liberty Avenue. The smell of hot sausages, green peppers and onions and many kinds of pastas and their sauces cooking fill the air. There are also stands cooking and grilling non-Italian foods like Chinese fried rice with beef, shrimp and chicken and all kinds of egg rolls. Other food stands serve gyros, shish kabob, hummus, ribs, kielbasa, hamburgers, hot dogs and chicken. There are many stands that sell things a customer cannot eat but the things are nice to buy.

The songs of Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin issue from large speakers. The crowds flow leisurely back and forth. The crowds are made up of people of many different ethnic backgrounds. Adults push babies in baby carriages. At different times during the day musicians and singers perform on a stage setup on a blocked-off side street. Sometimes the singers sing in Italian. Above the heads of the crowds, on flag poles up and down the avenue, the red, white and green bars of the Italian flag snaps in the breeze.

Brad Wilson was happy. He was happy because Kristin Clayton walked beside him. He’d known her for more than a year and now they were both sophomores at the University of Pittsburgh; but this was the first time he’d actually asked her out. He was pretty sure she liked him. They’d spent a lot of time together freshman year with mutual friends but this was the first time he’d actually asked her out just by herself.

“Brad, look,” Kristin said. “Smoothies.”

“Want one?”

“I love smoothies.”

They waited in line and he bought two from the woman behind the stand and gave one to Kristin.

“Thank, you,” she said.

The two continued slowly strolling with the crowd.

She said, “It’s good.” She smiled up at him.

“It is good.”

They kept strolling. Overhead, the flag of Italy snapped in the warm breeze. Brad was working on his courage.

“Ah, Kristin?” he said.

“Hummmmmmmm?” She was watching the sights.

“Ah, well, see I was thinking. I mean maybe…Well I really like you and, ah, we’ve known each other for more than a year now and like I was thinking maybe you would like to be my girlfriend.”

She stopped walking and looked at him. He could see she was confused.

He said, “I mean no pressure. I mean we’re really good friends and that’s…I really like us being good friends. I like doing things together.” He thought, that was weak. Man, that was so lame.

In silence they strolled on. He thought, think of something to say. Quick, think of something to say.

Kristin, concentrating on her smoothie, said, “I was kind of hoping that I was your girlfriend.”

A Complete Story In 221 Words

Hello, my brother and sister bloggers and writers.  The Old Soldier is here with the Friday edition of the Gazette for you, bringing you the best in flash fiction, articles on writing flash fiction and articles on blogging for fun and profit.

The flash fiction story is short but it has all the elements of the short story in it.  It has description, tension, characterization, a setup, a buildup and a payoff.  It is concise.  It is tight.  There is no wasted motion.

Explore the site.  Let the Gazette be your one stop site for all that is flash fiction.  Just look at the tabs at the top of the page to find something of interest.  The Gazette is published every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday.  Subscribe to get your flash fiction fix four times a week.  And now for a sad love story.

A Hemingway Hero

It was night and the rain came down hard on the twinkling lights of the Steel City. The young man stood in his briefs at the window as shadows danced about the unlit bedroom of his off-campus apartment on the eighteenth floor of a steel and glass building. He watched the rain and the lights as the young woman slept in the bed behind him. Both were graduate students. In the morning she was returning to a university on the west coast.

The young woman stirred. “Sweetie,” she said. “What on earth are you doing?”

“Trying to get use to living without you.”

She was silent a long time. The bedroom was filled with the sound of the falling rain. She said, “Come back to bed. Come back to bed and I’ll try to make it better.”

“Better? That won’t make it better. That’ll only make it worse.”

“Not even better for a little while?”

He watched the rain and the lights of the city. When he graduated he would teach in the city. He would live in the city. She would live on the west coast.

“Well,” he said, “maybe for a little while.”

He knew nothing could ever make it better, not even for a little while. He turned and approached the bed anyway. It was the brave thing to do.

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Put Your Guts In Your Flash Fiction

Today the Old Soldier has a story from the archives about a subject that he doesn’t like to talk about or even revisit.  My father was a wife beater.  It’s the reason why I signed myself into the army as soon as I could at the age of 18 to get away from my father.  He had stopped beating my mother when I was around 13 but children don’t forget.  I wanted to get away from him even though I was in a community college (they were called junior colleges then-1964) with a grant that paid for my education.  Oh, he didn’t misstreat us kids, just our mother.

The point of all this for my brother and sister bloggers and writers is that the flash fiction story can handle anything you throw at it even if it’s something that causes you great pain.  You better believe there will be readers who can relate.

But my father is dead now and my mother, bless her, is still very much alive and the Old Soldier got his social security check yesterday and I have beer to drink and I’m blogging and listening to DVE that plays classic rock which means you can hear Crosby, Still, Nash & Young one moment and Green Day the next.  The Old Soldier is in good spirits.  Welcome To The Jungle by Guns ‘N’ Roses is playing now and the Old Soldier is rockin’ out on an overcast winter’s day in Pittsburgh.

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Street Cafe

What makes a man beat up on the woman who shares his bed? David Miller could never understand it. His old man was a wife beater. When David was a boy his father would get drunk after working in the mill and then come home and beat hell out of the old lady. All David’s mother ever did was keep a clean house and raise her three sons and two daughters the best she could. David Miller was forty six years old now and his parents were still together but his father was too sickly to beat anything including his own meat.

Patricia Alverez, David’s new woman, left her husband because he would slap her around. Dave had one hell of a time getting into Patricia’s panties because of that bastard. A bad marriage does all kinds of crazy things to a woman’s head. Well, Dave wasn’t Patricia’s psychiatrist. He was her lover. He treated her good.

Dave was having a few cold bottles of Iron City Beer with Cecil Jordan. Cecil was a professor with tenure who taught English Writing at the University of Pittsburgh. The two men sat at the covered side walk cafe of the Union Grill a few blocks from campus, getting the warm breeze of a sunny, late afternoon. Dave enjoyed watching the wind blow around all the short hemlines. The Cathedral of Learning of the University of Pittsburgh loomed over the Oakland neighborhood. Dave’s friend, Cecil Jordan, had grown up in the Hill District, Pittsburgh’s inner city. A magazine had recently named him one of the top twenty five most influential people of the black community.

Cecil was saying, “What does it all add up to?”

“Professor Jordan the philosopher.”

“All this hustle and flow. Nothing changes.”

“Things get better.”

“They do?” Cecil said. “We go from clubs to arrows to muskets to machine pistols.”

“People live longer.”

“To do what?”

“Enjoy life.”

“Ah, pleasure,” Cecil said. “Is that the purpose of life? Pleasure?”

“I’d like to pleasure myself with her.”

“You become too easily distracted to know what true pleasure is.”

The waitress appeared with two more bottles of Iron City and took away the two empties. Dave poured some beer in his glass.

Cecil said, “How many women have you bedded in the past twenty five years? A ball park figure.”

“They were all willing.”

“No doubt. Because you my friend have a genius for getting a woman to joyously disrobe.”

“What does that matter?” Dave said. “We all die anyway.”

“Now you’ve hit upon the essence of all societies,” Cecil said, “all art, all science, all social bonding, all religions and all relationships. To comfort us in our knowledge of death.”

Dave said nothing.

“What do you think the elimination of death would do to our concept of God?”

Dave was silent.

“Our need for love?”

Dave shrugged.

Cecil asked, “To the medical profession?”

“Keep all plastic surgeons very, very busy. And very rich, too.”

“Very good,” Cecil said. “There’s hope for you yet.”

Dave looked around at all the other people sitting on the patio. He felt the moisture of the cold beer bottle on the palm of his hand and felt the heat of the sun on the bright street just beyond the covered patio.

“So,” Cecil said, “donde es su amiga?”

Dave smiled at his friend.

Cecil said, “Are you going to commit?”

Dave poured more beer in his glass.

“You know, Mr. Miller, she may be your last chance at true adulthood.”

“She’s been traumatized.”

“Oh, hell’s bells, man. We’ve all been traumatized. If it wasn’t for trauma where would we be? The species needs trauma. It’s like oysters and grains of sand.”

After more talk Dave caught the attention of their waitress and motioned for two more beers. The men sat quietly for a while.

Cecil said, “You better come up with some answers. A man of forty six should have a few answers. At least to three or four of the more important questions.”

“Cecil, are you traumatized?”

“Of course.”

“I can imagine what it was.”

“No, no. Nothing racial. I became traumatized when I found out there was no Santa Claus.”

“That’s ridiculous.”

“It meant my parents, my beautiful, strong, loving, all knowing parents had knowingly lied to me. It was the end of innocence.”

The waitress brought two more bottles of Iron City and took away the empties.

“Fantasy and illusions,” Cecil said. “What gets most of us through life simply is not true. Find out what is true. What’s always been true. Always will be true. Break it down until it can’t be broken down any further. What you have left will be the only thing worth holding on to.”

“You know what?” Dave said. “I’m going to ask Patricia to marry me.”

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A writer’s personal life is the best place to find material for a flash fiction story.

In The Shadow Of  The Cathedral Of Learning

I was back from Vietnam and discharged from the army. I was young and in college. A light snow was falling. It was night and I could see that on down the avenue the commercial district was all lit up. I was glad I had decided to stay in Pittsburgh to go to school. I wasn’t so happy about joining the fraternity I had joined.

Well this time I wasn’t going to take any more guff from Tom. It didn’t matter that he had been drunk earlier. It didn’t matter that he was my fraternity brother. When he was sober he was too big to mess with, but he was probably still drunk and getting drunker and I could take him. I was well into the commercial district when someone spoke to me. The person was past me and I stopped and turned to see who it was and it was Joyce Lynn Summerton.

She said, “And where are you on your way to in such a huff?”

“To kick some butt!” I didn’t like the anger in my voice. I didn’t like that Joyce could hear the anger, too.

Joyce Lynn Summerton was in my Monday, Wednesday and Friday ten o’clock. I looked at her hair, eyes and mouth. Her complexion had a slight glow from the chill in the air. There was something in her shoulder bag. I shifted my books and notebook to my other hand.

More calmly I said, “You don’t make it to any of our parties anymore.”

“Not like I use to,” she said. “Some of the fraternity brothers get too rowdy for me.”

“Me too.”

We stood in silence for a moment. Her gloved right hand came up and squeezed her coat together at her throat even though her muffler must have kept out the chilly air. She smiled at me and then looked away.

“I’m headed back to the dorms to sit in front of the boob tube,” she said. “On a Friday night. Do you believe it? I just made a run for some popcorn to pop.”

I nodded and smiled.

“Well,” she said, “have to slide.”

“Joyce?”

She turned back to me.

I said, “Do you think I could come up and watch some TV with you?”

“In my room?”

“I’ll go whenever you want me to.”

“Frank, I don’t know.”

“Are you seeing someone?”

“A boyfriend?” She laughed. “No, I don’t have a boyfriend.”

There was a display window near us. Several mannequins in swim suits were posing on a sunny beach. Joyce was looking at the display window. She put her gloved hands in the pockets of her coat and then looked at me and said, “I’ll have to sign you in.”

We started walking for the dorms.

“So,” she said, “how’ve you been?”

“Great.”

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There’s No Such Thing As Writer’s Block

I use to buy into the phrase, “writer’s block.”  Well, I don’t anymore.  I’ve moaned and complained along with other bloggers and writers about having writer’s block.  Now after all these years of blogging and writing the ideas are still flowing.  I haven’t run out of ideas.  I think the reason is my technique is a hell of a lot better.  Now I can take any old mundane situation and turn it into a flash fiction story.

I think the lesson here for all of us is, if your technique is strong enough you can take any old material and turn it into useable content.

Anyway, that’s my new theory.  The following flash fiction story is an example of the theory in action.

Life Is Art

She and I were sitting at a table at the big window in the Sanctuary drinking mugs of cold beer. Before the Sanctuary went out of business, it was only a few blocks from the Cathedral of Learning of the University of Pittsburgh. My friend was in her forties and was working on her doctorate. I was in my fifties working on my baccalaureate.

“Sex sex sex,” my friend was saying. “That’s all you men ever think about.”

“It’s not all we think about. But it is what gets men and women together in the first place.”

“No it’s not,” she said. “You claim to know so much about women. And I’ll tell you something else, too. No matter how good the sex is it won’t keep a couple together.”

“Have you ever known a married couple with a lousy sex life?”

“Have you ever known one with no life outside of sex?” she said.

I think we were both a little drunk. “Lay Down” by Melanie played on the jukebox. A nice mix of Pitt students from different countries was in the place. I looked through the big window at the buildings, cars parked along the street and at the people passing by. Inside, the Sanctuary was pleasantly dim and cool. Outside, it was a hot, bright, lovely September afternoon. I didn’t mind being in my fifties. I didn’t mind being an undergraduate at Pitt.

“So,” I said, “what’s the solution?”

“Guy, darling, what makes you think there is one.”

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Why Do We Read Flash Fiction Stories?

Hello my brother and sister bloggers and writers.  The Old Soldier is here with another issue of the Gazette, your one stop website for stories, commentaries and articles about blogging and writing flash fiction.

Veteran bloggers and writers will find some good content here, too; but the Gazette may for especially helpful to new bloggers and writers.

You will find all sorts of links to articles on blogging and writing and links to the best flash fiction on the Internet.

And this resource doesn’t cost you a dime.  Take a moment to subscribe or read the guidelines and submit a short story.  Just click on the appropriate tabs at the top of the page.  Tell your friends about the Gazette.

The Gazette is here for you.

I know there are a lot of articles about writing flash fiction; but why do we read flash fiction?

I think short stories are a way for humanity to keep an informal record of itself. We want to know where we have been and maybe where we might be going; this helps to give us some sense of control over our destiny. But things are pretty crazy now. Events overwhelm us. We suffer from information overload. So many things should have been done yesterday; but we still need our short stories. They help keep us sane, human. It’s just that now there’s even less time for reading stories then there was twenty years ago. And we still want our stories to tell us something about the human condition even if it’s something small. Stories still must have a protagonist and something must be at stake; and something must be different at the end.

This is why we read flash fiction. This is why it’s a great time to write flash fiction.

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This Is How To Write Flash Fiction

Good morning, good morning: it’s the Old Soldier here bringing all you bloggers and flash fiction writers a new edition of the Pittsburgh Flash Fiction Gazette.  Today I have a love story for you.  Now, the Old Soldier doesn’t write sentimental crap; but it’s a love story with dialogue and it comes in at just under 200 words.

Within these 200 words you will find characterization, locale and description.  A writer does not have to scrimp on these elements just because a story is very short.

All the description is intentional.  What is described is described for a reason.

The POV is consistent.  There is a beginning, a middle and an end.  Or the way I like to describe it: a setup, a buildup and a payoff.  Notice the clarity of the writing.  You don’t have to make a mystery where there is no mystery.  You don’t have to use any tricks to make the writing interesting.  Clean, tight prose is interesting by its very nature; especially with all the foggy prose that’s floating around the Internet.

Finally, there is unity of place and time.  With a story this short you don’t need any jumping around from place to place and it’s best to capture a moment in time.  I would say the story takes place over five minutes.

Now one definition of flash fiction is a “significant event with closure.”  I made that saying up.  Here’s something that I learned from Raymond Carver.  A significant event can take place at four different places: just before the story begins, at the beginning, near the end or after the story ends.  The significant event of the story today will take place after the story ends.

Before we get to the story, the Gazette is open to submissions.  The Submissions tab is at the top of the page.  Be sure to follow the guidelines.

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There isn’t much snow on the ground this morning.  The sun is shinning and the temperature may get into the 40s today.  But this is Pittsburgh and it’s still January.

Pittsburgh Snow

Outside, the sunlight was harsh and the first snow of the year dusted backyards and roof tops. From the tenth floor of the apartment building, looking out his living room window, the man could remember when he was a very young boy and the first snow always arrived in November. This first snow had fallen last night, in January. The man was in slippers, pajamas and bathrobe.

The man was forty years old. He sipped cocoa from a porcelain cup and thought about being forty. He heard the woman come up behind him and she put her arms around him from behind. It was their first weekend off together since she had agreed to give up her apartment and move into his. She was thirty-five.

In a sleepy voice she said, “What should we do today?”

“Anything you like.”

“We always see the same people.”

“Let’s see new people.”

She said, “People can be so disagreeable.”

“Let’s rent some movies.”

“Romantic movies?” she asked hopefully.

He was looking at the snow. He thought about the engagement ring he had hidden that she knew nothing about.

“Yes,” he said. “Romantic movies.”

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Here’s A Great Link For Flash Fiction Writers

It’s the Old Soldier here with another edition of the Gazette.  I hope you’re enjoying your visit to the Gazette.  This blog serves as a resource for flash fiction writers and bloggers, especially new writers and new bloggers.

While you have a moment let me encourage you to subscribe to the Gazette.  That way every new issue will be delivered to your inbox.  You won’t have to worry about checking to see if something new has been published.  There’s a Subscribe tab at the top of the page.

There are many elements that go into the successful flash fiction story: characterization, tension, locale, description and more.  In fact everything that’s in a regular length short story is in the flash fiction story.

But how does the blogger and the writer know if an idea will make for a good story?  Well, maybe you should read this: Short Story Ideas That Work.

Flash Fiction Writers Don’t Confuse Your Readers

Hello, my brother and sister bloggers and writers.  This is the Old Soldier here with another issue of the Pittsburgh Flash Fiction Gazette.  I’ve got a story for you about a Vietnam War veteran; but before we get to that let us talk about clarity in flash fiction.

Now I’m the kind of reader who wants to know what’s going on in my flash fiction.  I don’t mean everything is explained to me.  I mean I want to know locale, relative age and the gender of characters, who’s talking and things like that.

I read a flash fiction story a couple of days ago where my assumption of the viewpoint character’s gender was wrong.  Many of the people who left comments on the story got the gender wrong, too.  And the writer was not trying to trick us.

It’s a good idea to let the reader know things like gender up from.  You don’t have to come out with a flat statement of every character’s gender.  Unless a name is gender neutral or you switch up the gender assumption for a name, a character’s name will usually give the character’s gender.

I’ve used the name Bob for a female character.  But I did let the reader know that I was talking about a woman pretty soon after giving the name.

Don’t confuse your reader…

Yes, the Old Soldier served in Vietnam.  That’s what makes me an old soldier.  See if you get confused in this story.  I hope not.  If you do it’s my fault.  Not yours.

California Dreamin’     

The heavy monsoon rain kept the big choppers grounded. None of the Huey gunships could get up, either. All the forward observer could do was call in artillery strikes. A platoon of infantry was being assaulted by a North Vietnamese Army regiment in the open. The Vietcong would hit and run but the NVA would stand and fight.

Mike Durham was in 105mm howitzer section number three. Under the tarpaulin, he cut the powder charge and then hustled out and handed the round base first to Steve McCormick who rammed the round home. All six howitzers of the battery were in continuous fire. Daylight was fading. The mud was a foot deep. Hardly anyone wore his waterproof poncho.

The battery fired at different intervals all night. The rain never let up. In the night the chopper crews started humping rounds from the chopper pad down to the gun crews. Mike had never seen warrant officers, lieutenants, captains and even a major hump rounds before. It made him feel so patriotic he felt embarrassed. The infantry platoon was saved from being over run. Mike Durham never felt that patriotic again.

Twenty-three years later Mike Durham sat with Steve McCormick in a tavern in Market Square in downtown Pittsburgh. Both worked in offices in the city but Steve lived in the suburbs. Mike was still a bachelor.

“I wouldn’t have gone,” said the young man who sat on the other side of the horse shoe shaped bar.

“Well we went,” Steve said.

Only a few customers, all middle age men, sat around the bar or at the six tables along the one wall. These men sat listening. The jukebox was silent.

“What good did it do?” the young man said.

“We did what we had to do,” Mike said.

“Gentlemen,” the thin, gray-headed bartender said.

“But you lost,” the young man said.

“We didn’t lose,” Steve said.

“There’s no more South Vietnam,” the young man said.

“Because of young candy asses like you,” Steve said.

“Gentlemen.”

The young man drank down his mug of beer, got up and walked out.

“Good old, Steve,” Mike said, patting his friend on the back. “Still not taking any shit.”

“I take plenty.”

“Still doing what you want to do when you want to do it.”

“That’s not me that’s you.”

Steve motioned to the bartender for two more bottles of Duquesne. The old bartender wiped down the entire bar top before he brought the beers. Mike watched him as Steve talked.

“Mike, listen, you got to talk to Denny. Jen and I can’t talk to him anymore. All he does is hang around with those weird friends of his skateboarding and getting tattoos. He got his lip pierced. You haven’t seen him lately. Yesterday he comes home with his hair cut in a spiked Mohawk. A spiked Mohawk. Who the hell does he think is going to hire him with a spiked Mohawk? That so-called job he has at that hole-in-the-wall record store is not going to support him. He’s talking about riding his motorbike to California. What the hell does he think he’s going to find in California? I told him we’d help all we could if he went to college. He’s got the grades. Jen and I work our entire lives to get out of the city and now he’s hell-bent on getting back in it.”

A few days later Mike bumped into Denny downtown. They stood talking under the Kaufman’s clock at the intersection of Fifth and Smithfield as people walked by. It was a lovely summer day in Pittsburgh.

“They’re so vanilla,” Denny was saying.

“What are you going to do?”

“Cut loose. Who needs a house that size? The three of us living way out there. I don’t want to spend my life trimming hedges and mowing the lawn. You don’t have anything tying you down.”

“No,” Mike said. After a moment he said, “No, I guess I don’t.” He looked at Denny’s head. “That sure is some hairdo.”

“I knew you’d like it,” Denny said. “Dad showed me a picture of you from the seventies fronting this rock band with your hair down to your waist.”

“I remember that snapshot.” After another moment Mike said, “You still taking off for California?”

“He told you.”

“Yeah, he told me,” Mike said. “He told me.”

“Well,” Denny said, “I’d better get going.”

“Okay,” Mike said. “Sure. And, Denny, listen. Good luck in California.”

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Hanging Out And Writing Flash Fiction

It’s the Old Soldier here with another edition of the Pittsburgh Flash Fiction Gazette.  Many times creating new and fresh content can be a problem for new bloggers and writers.  It can be a problem for veteran bloggers and writers.  I know it’s a problem for me and I’ve been writing for years. 

But here’s what I’ve found out.  The life you live is a goldmine of new and fresh content.  Even if you stay in as much as I do, you can still find good content in your life to blog and write about.  It’s all in how you work. 

Say you’re stuck in the house most of the day.  Well, you’re reading this, aren’t you?  You’re exposing yourself to all of these flash fiction stories and articles about blogging and writing, aren’t you?

Something in the Gazette is going to give you an idea that you can use.  Then put your personal twist on the idea, make it your own, kick it around and reshape it and you just might come up with some new, fresh content.  It can be done…

Now take a moment to subscribe to the Gazette.  There’s a Subscribe tab at the top of the page.  Have every issue of the Gazette delivered to your inbox…

Hanging out with friends and family is another great way to come up with great content.  In the 90s I did a lot of hanging out in the bars around the University of Pittsburgh.  Here’s a flash fiction story about hanging out.

Oakland Nights

This story takes place many years ago. The bar is packed. It’s a college bar near the main campus of the University of Pittsburgh. Lloyd, my best friend, and I stand at the bar. We have at least fifteen years on most of the kids here. The music the DJ plays is loud but I’m not paying any attention to it.

“Man,” I’m saying to Lloyd, “don’t you wish the Sanctuary was still open?” The Sanctuary went out of business. It’s where I met my wife Caroline. It’s one year since she left me after seven years of marriage.

Lloyd gets this strange look on his face and eyeballs me until I have to look away. “Look, man,” he says. “You may as well forget Caroline.”

“How could she throw away seven years of marriage?”

“You wanted children,” he says. “She didn’t.”

“How do you get over someone you’ve know since college? And what’s so frightening about children?”

“Why do you keep going over and over and over this? She’s not coming back.”

“If I had known she didn’t want children. Why the hell else get married?”

“She wasn’t ready. Give it a rest.”

“You mean she wasn’t ready with me.”

“Whatever.”

I button up my denim jacket even though I’m not cold or leaving. I turn up the collar on the jacket.

Lloyd says, “Think the DJ has any ELO?”

Lloyd leaves. I go to use the john but young women have taken it over because their bathroom is overcrowded and one of them stands outside the men’s room to keep anyone from walking in on her friend. After I finally get to use the john I end up leaning back against the wall of the DJ’s booth. I put on my aviator’s dark glasses and sip at my new bottle of beer. The dark glasses help to give my age away. A guy wearing dark glasses in a dimly lit bar. But you never know. These kids might think it’s like totally, totally rad. Half of them are probably underage anyway. “Play That Funky Music Whiteboy” by Wild Cherry comes on and the crowd sings along on the chorus. I have to stop trying to look cool and get my back up off the wall and do a little Cabbage Patch.

All the tables have long since been removed. Several young women are dancing on this bench built into the wall. I know one of the women from the Sanctuary. I reach and put a hand on her waist and shout over the music, “What are you doing? What are you doing?” She laughs, and rubs a palm over my left cheek and keeps dancin’. I finish my beer and put the bottle on this little shelf near me. Several other empty bottles are on the shelf, too.

Now one of the women dancing with her girlfriends on the floor in front of the bench beckons me to come join them. They’re all so young. I dance with her. She’s chubby which is okay and can’t keep the beat which is okay, too. After awhile she becomes self-conscious and I realize she had meant for me to dance with the group and not to just single her out. When the music ends she and I say thanks to each other and squeeze both of each others’ hands and on impulse I lean in close and kiss her cheek and she laughs and squeezes my hands tighter. I’m shocked at how good it feels to kiss her cheek and hold her hands. She smells good, too.

“American Pie” comes on and I lean back against the wall and try to look cool again while singing along with the swaying crowd. The kids know all the words.

Finally, it’s very late and the crowd has considerably thinned out. I put away the dark glasses and make eye contact with this one in rimless glasses. She’s older. Maybe thirty-five. Straight light brown hair down to her waist and parted in the middle on the top of her head. Straight out of a Woodstock film clip. This ankle length granny dress belted at a narrow waist. She’s wearing new white Reeboks. No sandles or bare feet here. Time marches on. She dances half sitting on this high stool while facing this bearded, long haired ex-hippie type in blue bibbed overalls. I swear it. He looks like Farmer Brown. A husky Farmer Brown of lineman proportions. The Steelers could do worse although he has this very “mellow” expression on his face. Make love not war. You want a hit of this? What is it? Colombian. Far out!

“Louie, Louie” by the Kingsmen comes on and she stands up and really dances. She can dance. Sex standing up. She looks up lovingly into Farmer Brown’s face. Farmer Brown happily bobs up and down in front of her. She sees me watching her and smiles. I smile.

My ageing flower child is sitting again. While Farmer Brown is looking away she and I make eye contact again, both of us smiling. She has a happy mouth. A happy woman in rimless glasses.

This kid standing behind her leans over and says something. He has a drunken smirk on his face. She jumps up and faces him. Still smirking, he says something else. She slaps him. He punches her in the face and her glasses go flying. Farmer Brown goes after the kid. The bouncers break the fight up. All three are thrown out.

Just before closing, Farmer Brown comes in alone looking for something in the litter on the floor. I walk over to him and say, “Loose something?”

“You were here earlier. That hard ass knocked off her glasses.”

We don’t find them.

A little later I’m walking home past the Cathedral of Learning. A lot of people are walking home or back to their dorms. I live three blocks away. For some reason after the first two blocks I start running. Flat out forty yard dash running. I don’t know why but I’m suddenly very happy. Happy to be alive. This stone I’ve carried around in my chest since Caroline left me doesn’t seem as heavy. I’m running. Running, running, running as if I was a kid again.

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What Is Originality?

Like everyone else, the Old Soldier has an opinion about what originality is.  And what is my opinion?  I’m glad you asked; but before I answer let’s cover some other nuggets of pleasure.  And when I say pleasure I mean pleasure.  There’s nothing like sexual pleasure; the Old Soldier has the erotic flash fiction story Orgasm for you.

Now if you like Orgasm you will love the erotic stories you will find when you click on the Sexy Flash Fiction tab at the top of the page.  These are erotic stories about life and relationships; they are not stories full of profanities and vulgarities.  This is literature not only for the body but also for the mind.

The Gazette has not forgotten about bloggers.  I’m not a big time blogger.  I’m a small time blogger trying to make a few dollars from blogging.  What I’ve found out I’ve written about in the articles that you will find in the sidebar on the right under Blogging For Fun And Profit.

You write short stories?  You need to check out Short Story Ideas That Work

The Old Soldier is a happy camper today.  When the weather’s bad, if I need some necessities like can food or toilet paper I can go to the store right across the street; but if I want more I’ve got to walk about 10 blocks to the supermarket.  I’m too poor to keep up a car and I can’t afford to pay bus fare, so I walk.  It’s good exercise.  The weather was beautiful today for winter in Pittsburgh.  So I walked the ten blocks.  I brought back three turkey wings and a six-pack of beer.  The wings are in the crock pot and I’m drinking the beer as I blog.  Here’s a flash fiction story for you about drinking: Sex, Booze and a Short Memory

If you’re new to the Gazette, let me welcome you to the best flash fiction blog on the Internet.  You think I’m full of it?  My friend, look around.  Check out the links.  Check out the stories.  Check out the articles.  And guess what?  All the tips and all the advice are free.  You can’t beat it with a stick.  I know that’s an old saying but what do you expect from a Vietnam War veteran?   Here’s a link for you: Vietnam in the Mist

Well, I guess you’re here because you have an interest in blogging or flash fiction or creative writing.  And to stand out in this blogging mad world you need to be original.  What is originality?

Originality is taking an old idea, there are no longer any new ideas in the real sense of the word new, and personalizing it.  What does this mean?  It means taking an old idea and putting your personal twist, insight or flare on it.

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This is the Old Soldier reporting from Pittsburgh.

Flash Fiction: It Takes Two To Tango

It’s the Old Soldier here with another edition of the Pittsburgh Flash Fiction Gazette.  I want to say hello to all the bloggers, writers and subscribers who follow the Gazette…

I read a lot of very short stories online and one of the things I notice is that a lot of writers have too many characters in their stories.  With too many characters in a flash fiction story, a writer can only skim the surface.  And all the characters tend to be flat.

A flash fiction story can be about love, lust or any other part of life; and usually two characters are enough, three at the most.  This is just a general rule of thumb…

Now take a moment to click on the Subscribe tab at the top of the page and have every issue of the Gazette delivered to your inbox.  Then sit back and enjoy the following story.  This is the Old Soldier reporting from my apartment which is only a few blocks from the Cathedral of Learning of the University of Pittsburgh.

Uptown

Much of the news on TV was about the fighting in Iraq, the Summer Olympics and the 2004 Presidential Election Campaign. Locally, the Pirates still had an outside chance to end the season above 500. The Steelers were preparing for their second exhibition game after losing the first game and the coach of the University of Pittsburgh football program was telling the media and his team it was time for several of the players to step up. In the bedroom of Melvin Howard’s apartment, his live-in girlfriend was packing a suit case open on the bed. There wasn’t much to put in the suit case; and the only way either of these two people would see the age of 45 again was to live to be 145.

Carla was saying, “I should have gone by my first mind.”

“Ruthie is no friend,” Mel said. “Why would you listen to a woman that’s been divorced three times?”

“This has nothing to do with Ruthie.”

“Always filling your head with the sisterhood this and the sisterhood that.”

“She’s not the one who comes in here smeared with lipstick. She’s not the one who comes in here smelling of cheap wine every night.”

“I lock the doors and serve my regulars. I make a few extra bucks.”

“I’ve seen your regulars. They only come out at night.”

“I’m running a business,” he said. “You forget you use to be one of my regulars, too.”

“Oh, no, I don’t forget. You won’t let me forget.”

“You walk out that door, don’t come back.”

“‘I can get you dates. I can set you up.’ I must have really been desperate. I must have really been sick in the head.”

He said, “So now that you got a few bucks in your pocket, a few clothes on your back you’re running out.”

“I can’t believe how stupid I was.”

“Well,” he said, “we had some wild times together. I won’t deny it. But where you come from I can get me another.”

She was done packing. Gripping the handle of the suit case she turned to him and said, “I thought maybe you were different. I thought maybe we could make this work. You talk different. You act different. You treated me good. You never tried to get me hooked. I’ll give that much to you. But you’re a user, Mel. You’re no better than the others. You don’t use your fists but you’re no better than the others.”

Melvin Howard stood in the bedroom staring at the white wall. Melvin Howard listened as the apartment door opened and then locked shut. Melvin Howard stood staring at that white wall for a long, long time.

“Damn,” he said.

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Should This Woman Get An Abortion?

Hello bloggers and flash fiction readers and writers.  The Old Soldier is back with more tips and advice about small-time blogging and flash fiction writing.  I say small-time blogging because that’s what I am, a small-time blogger trying to make a little money blogging.  And I’m betting there are many other small-time bloggers that want to make a little money and who may benefit from my experiences blogging.  You will find articles based on my experiences in the sidebar on the right under “Blogging For Fun And Profit.”

Now about writing flash fiction.  I’ve always said that in a flash fiction story the words you leave out are just as important as the words you put in.  The follow story illustrates this point.  What are the words that were left out?  Refer back to the title of this post.

This is the Old Soldier reporting from Pittsburgh.

Schenley Park

Two kinds of fish swam in the muddy water. The bright orange fish were nearly a foot long and stayed near the surface while the much smaller dark fish darted about lower down, only coming to the surface to feed as the seventeen-year-old boy threw the last pieces of bread into the water and then slid the sandwich bag into the pocket of his jeans. Squirrels and robins drank at the water’s edges as they searched for food, the muddy water barely cresting at and flowing into a rusty grate. The boy thought, but where is the source of the water and where are the two ducks? He looked around at the green, wooded park surrounding the water, but he did not hear or see the ducks. Sitting down on one of the sun warmed stone benches, the boy began to daydream about his future…

He wondered how long the young woman had been standing there. He wondered how long she’d been standing there watching him like that. She walked over and sat down beside him on the stone bench in the afternoon sun.

“Hi,” she said.

“Hello,” he said.

She said, “You were a thousand miles away.”

“I come here to think,” he said. “I start Pitt in the fall.”

“Oh,” she said. “I’m a grad student there. I’ll be in my final year in the fall.”

“Do you like it?”

“Do I like it? Yes I like it. I love it.”

He saw her look toward the water. She took a deep, ragged breath. “It’s not very big,” she said. “I could throw a rock over it.” She looked at him. “So, what do you want to be?”

“I’m not sure yet,” he said.

“I know what I want to be. I’m doing it now. I’ve always known since I was a little girl. It’s the only thing I’ve ever wanted to be. Now I have to make a decision.” She looked out at the water again. “You work at something so hard for so long and it’s so close and nothing’s ever guaranteed and you may never get this chance again but you have to pay a price, a price you don’t want to pay.”

He studied her face. She was still looking at the water. He looked to see what she was seeing.

She said, “What’s your name?”

“Sal,” he said. “Sal Rondenelli.”

“Do you have a girlfriend, Sal?”

“Not really.”

“Well,” she said, “one day you will. And you’ll really care about her a lot. It’s wonderful when you care about someone. It’s even more wonderful when that person cares about you. And you would never want to do anything to hurt that person. Never.”

He looked at her.

She turned her face to him. She said, “Sometimes you care so much for that person that life feels so good, so sweet it’s almost like a dream and you never, ever want to wake up. Ever. But it’s not a dream. It’s real. It’s so real that it seems what you thought you had control over really has control over you. You try to be careful and you try to be smart but sometimes that’s not good enough. Sometimes you have to be lucky, too.” She turned her face back to the water and said, “Or unlucky.” She stood up. She reached her hand down to him. “Well, Sal, good luck.”

He held her hand. He said, “Maybe I’ll see you on campus.”

She smiled down at him.

He liked her smile. He released her hand. She turned and walked away. He stood up and watched her walk deeper into the park. He kept watching until she was gone. When Sal turned back to the muddy water the two ducks were paddling side by side.

Short Story Ideas That Work

A Flash Fiction Story About Adultery

I have a delicious story for you today from the archives…Have you ever tried to write a flash fiction story with no quotation marks?  Why would a blogger or a writer want to do this?  I’ve done it several times for a very simple reason: the less on the page the better.  The simplest way to correctly write a very short story or micro story with no quotation marks is to write the story out and then go back and remove the quotation marks.  That way you won’t get into any trouble.

Dialogue is the most effective tool a creative writer has for projecting character.  Remember, dialogue is action, too.  You will not go wrong reading the dialogue of Hemingway or John O’Hara.

This is the Old Soldier reporting a few blocks from the Cathedral of Learning of the University of Pittsburgh. 

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Adult Education

 

How many times have you fucked him? he said.

I won’t suffer that language.

He looked his age, but people said you would never suspect she had two grown children.  This husband and wife sat across from each other at the kitchen table drinking bottled beer, no glasses.  She smoked a cigarette.

What’s his name? he said.

You don’t know him.

What’s his name?

I’m not telling you his name.

Because you know I’d kill him.

Not in a fair fight.  Believe you me, he’s in great shape.

You bitch.

Go to hell.

That’s where I’m at.  That’s where you’ve put me.

Where do you think I’ve been all these years?

Is that what this is?  Is that what this is all about?  Getting even?

One won’t make me even.

The wall phone rang.  He got to it first.

Hello!

Daddy?  Daddy, is that you?

Cindy, this is a bad time, honey.

What’s wrong?

Give me the phone.

I’m talking here.

Give me the damn phone.

All right.  Here.  Take it.  Why don’t you tell her?

Hello, dear.

Mother, what on earth?

The man went to the refrigerator, got another bottle of beer and twisted off the cap throwing it in the sink.  He sat down at the table, took a long drink then called out, Your mother’s fucking some college boy!

He drank more of the beer.  His wife finished talking to their daughter, and then she sat down at the table, lit another cigarette, exhaled smoke, crossed her arms and stared at him.

He said, That’s a filthy habit.

None of us are angels.  So, what are we going to do?

Do?  Do?  You have some gall.  I’ll give that much to you.  You have some damn nerve.

I didn’t mean to hurt you.

Oh, no.  Of course not.

He does have a girlfriend.  He doesn’t want her to find out.  He doesn’t want to see me anymore.

From where he sat, the man could see into the dining room and out the big window.  Night was descending and lights were already on in the living room of the neighbors across the street.  No one was in the living room.  A lawn mower sat in the gravel driveway that led to an open garage.  A station wagon sat in the garage and a van sat at the curb.  Both vehicles were late models.

We usually went drinking after class.

Which class?

I won’t tell you that, either.

And to think I was the one to suggest you go back for your MFA.

I’m sorry.

I was so proud.

I’m sorry.

My wife, the scholar.

What are we going to do?

Oh, God.

She crushed out her cigarette in the heavy glass ashtray and lit another one.

You should’ve stayed in ballet, he said.  You could’ve taught ballet.

I was sick of ballet.

You’re still built like a dancer.

I was fortunate to perform as long as I did.

You could have been a prima ballerina.

No.

A principal.

The corps de ballet was enough.  You have to marry ballet and I was already married.

Well, you fixed that, didn’t you?

I guess I did.

She crushed out the cigarette and left the kitchen, the sound of her footsteps climbing the stairs.

He sat in the near darkness.  He got up and clicked on the overhead light and then sat back down at the table.  He had an urge to swipe the five empty beer bottles off the table.  He stared down at the table. 

Now in his mind he and she were young again.  He saw himself walking with her through the hall to the dance studio.  She was hauling the balky dance bag which hung by a long strap from her right shoulder as she walked in that toes pointed outward sway all the student ballerinas walked in.  Sprawled over the hall floor in front of the closed brown twin doors, other student ballerinas in black leotards, white tights and pink toe shoes limbered up.  Some of them wore pink leg warmers, too.  All of them had their hair pulled back tight from their faces.  Soon the studio would fill with the scent of perfume and sweat.

She would find a spot, drop the bag and kick off her clogs while pulling down her jeans to sit on the floor.  He’d sit down beside her.  If the pink toe shoes were new there was the repeated bending to loosen them up.  She would put the flat nose shoes on her feet and tie the pink ribbons around her ankles, the end of the ribbons tucked in because they should never show.  Then she’d stand up.  He would stand up.  There was never enough room to put many steps together.  She’d go through the basic positions.  She’d flex each ankle several times while lightly gripping one of his biceps for balance.  Finally, she would let go of his arm and  go up en pointe to walk around in a small circle taking tiny, very quick and very precise steps with her head, arms and hands held just so, the muscles of her legs working splendidly beneath the white tights…

His wife’s footsteps came down the stairs.  He left the kitchen and went into the living room.  In the lamplight she was taking a sweater from the closet and putting it on.  A shoulder purse sat on the cocktail table.  A suit case sat on the floor next to the sofa.

She said, I’ll phone.

He said, Oh, now c’mon.

The End

Tainted Love (A Short Story) www.authspot.com/Short-Stories/Tainted-Love.683751

Can Raymond Carver Teach Us About Flash Fiction?

Now I’m the first to admit that I’m a Hemingway man.  I stole everything I cold from Hemingway about point of view, dialogue, concrete sense details and the sequences of action.  He taught me to distrust adjectives and adverbs.  He taught me to distrust exposition.  He made me a believer in show don’t tell.

He lived a very colorful life, a life full of exotic places and manly adventures.  I could try to imitate his writing technique but I did not live the sort of life he lived.  I really don’t know the kind of people he knew.

Raymond Carver wrote about the kind of people I knew, working-class and middle-class Americans.  When I read Carver I had an epiphany.  I could make flash fiction gold out of the life I knew, the life I lived.  This is an especially important lesson for flash fiction writers to learn because so much of the very short story is about capturing the significant, quiet moments of life.

This is a lesson that every blogger and writer must learn.  Or the way I like to put it, “There are no boring stories, only boring writers.”

Here’s a story from the archives of the Pittsburgh Flash Fiction Gazette.  I’ve never been married.  When I wrote the story some time in the 90s I was still hanging in the college bars around the University of Pittsburgh.  The protagonist in the story seems pretty lonely to me…

Divorce

I stand at the upstairs bar. Two couples walk in. The doorman checks their IDs. The one girl must have a pretty good fake ID. She comes closer and I see the irises of her eyes are violet. She’s a stunner. A shoulder-length mass of shiny auburn curls frame her face. Both couples sit at the bar. She’s on my right. The rest are farther down. The DJ plays “Don’t Stop” by Fleetwood Mac. The girl plays air guitar. She leans toward me and says, “Great song.”

“Yeah.”

When the song ends, she wants to know, “Are you an alcoholic?”

“What?”

“Are you an alcoholic?”

I’m wearing a black leather jacket, a black pullover jersey, a wide black leather belt and tight faded blue jeans with black motorcycle boots. I’m thinner, my brown hair is touching my shoulders and I hope the gray is not too noticeable.

I go, “I hope not.”

“My parents say people who go to bars alone are alcoholics.”

“It was either stay in or go out alone.”

“You’re not dating?”

“Well, no. You could say I just broke up.”

“I’m dating six different guys.”

“Do they all know each other?”

She tries to explain who knows or doesn’t know who, confusing both of us. I think she’s nineteen. The young guy next to her wears an old denim jacket with the collar turned up. He talks to the other couple with his back to us. Telling her date she’s going to the bathroom, she slips downstairs with this preppy type, a white sweater tied by the sleeves around his neck. Ten minutes later she’s back sitting on her stool. “Rock Steady” by Bad Company comes from the speakers.

“So,” she lowers her voice, “which one should I pick?”

I lower my voice, “No way for me to tell.”

“I mean which one looks the best?”

“What kind of looks do you like?”

“I mean with me. Which one looks best with me?”

She’s wearing this lovely, expensive looking, dark blue long-sleeve blouse with a high stiff collar, black slacks and black flats. Her skin is flawless. Those violet eyes.

I tell her, “The one with the sweater around his neck.”

She throws her head back and laughs and claps her hands. She has good, white teeth.

I lean in close and whisper, “How old are you?”

She whispers back, “Sixteen.”

She and her friends leave. The place gets crowded. Too crowded. These two young women work their way to the bar. From the speakers comes “Love Hurts” by Nazareth and the joint is a madhouse.

“Let’s stay here,” the blonde one says to her friend. She turns to me and says, “You mind moving down some?”

I’m standing shoulder-to-shoulder with the young guy on my left. “There’s no room.”

“There’s lots of room.”

Her hair is crimped and hangs down to her waist. A black minidress seems to have been tattooed on her. She looks fantastic in it. She’s pretty. A hint of makeup. Lovely, strange hazel eyes. She talks to her friend while her butt presses up against me.

Her friend is in a looser white mini. She seems to be the younger one of the two. Brown skin and nice makeup. Her black curly hair so short I can see her scalp. Dark brown eyes and high cheekbones and a very kissable mouth. The three of us get to talking.

The blonde says to me, “Call us Mick and Stick.”

I go, “What do you do?”

She says, “I hang out.”

I ask, “You in school?”

She says, “I just hang out.”

“How long have you been hanging out?”

“Nine years.”

“Nine years? You must do something.”

“I work out.”

“You don’t have a job?”

“My folks own several apartment buildings and one day I’ll just manage one of their apartment buildings.”

The dark one says, “I’m going to be a doctor.”

Mick? Stick? She’s dancing in place or doing what young people call dancing: sex standing up.

“You’re pre-med?”

She nods and watches me watching her undulate. She turns slowly in place all the way around and then when she’s facing me again she puts two fingers in her mouth and sucks on them. She pulls them out with a pop and laughs loudly. She has a wonderful laugh. The blonde rolls her eyes.

Later, I have a fresh bottle of beer. Nearly everyone else drinks from little plastic cups. Mick and Stick have moved on. A voice says to me, “Here you are all alone standing up against the wall.”

It’s Brian. He has a full bottle of beer. We sit at one of the small tables in the short hall between the barroom and the dining room. The other tables are filled with young couples probably on dates.

Brian says, “I saw Marybeth.”

“Who?”

“Marybeth. You know. Marybeth Jenkins.”

“That redhead in our old poli-sci class we both dated. You’re kidding. How long ago was that?”

“Yesterday I saw her.”

“What do you mean you saw her?”

“She was strung out sleeping in a doorway.”

“No she wasn’t.”

“I got her name.”

We work on our beers. “Gimme Shelter” by the Stones is coming out of the barroom behind me. I look up at this table of diners, probably a family.

He says, “I gave her a twenty. She didn’t know me.”

I try to think happy thoughts. This cutie in a gray sweatshirt with the Pitt logo on the front of it comes walking out of the dining room toward me.

I call out, “Go Panthers!” and smile.

She calls back, “Go fuck yourself!” and walks past.

Brian explodes into laughter. He pounds on the table. “The look on your face.” He sits there laughing, wiping the tears from his eyes. It takes a while before he settles down. I try to think happy thoughts.

Finally in control again, he says to me, “Bobby has a new band.”

Bobby Coleman is around our age.

He says, “The local college radio stations play them pretty good.”

I finish my beer and stand up. “Still doesn’t get him jack.”

“You never know.” He finishes his beer and stands up.

“He’s been at it since he was a kid.”

“Just don’t you give up.”

“One good thing.”

“What’s that?” he says.

“We waited till the kids were grown.”

“That’s one good thing.”

“The only good thing.”

“I’m here for you.”

“I know.”

Outside, we separate. I stand and watch the on rushing headlights of the right to left one-way traffic. I watch the flow of students. I take in their faces, gestures, clothes and hair. Some of them are shouldering backpacks.

The End        

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Love Hurts (A Short Story) www.authspot.com/Thoughts/Love-Hurts.668183