A Tribute To Hugh Hefner And Playboy Magazine

 

Woman As Art

I was born in 1946.  The first issue of Playboy Magazine was published in 1953.  I probably did not become aware of the magazine until I was well into my teenage years; but I sure knew about the magazine by the time I joined the army in 1964.  You could say that I grew up with Playboy Magazine.

Even in the radical 60s, Playboy Magazine was risqué.  It was sold over the counter and had photos of naked women in it.  Millions of young men loved looking at those photos.  And millions of young women fantasized about being naked in Playboy Magazine, naked, well paid for being naked, desirable and famous at least for a little while.

But Playboy Magazine had a lot more going for it than just photos of naked women.  It had in-depth investigative reporting.  It had fiction from well-respected writers with international reputations.  It had interviews with everybody who was anybody including presidents of the United States.

The first issue of Playboy, published in Decem...

The first issue of Playboy, published in December of 1953. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Even as a kid, I knew I probably would never live the Playboy lifestyle.  And as things have turned out I was right.

But the magazine had a life changing impact on me.  It gave me a vision of what a cutting-edge magazine could be: a mixture of brazen sexuality and serious writing at the same time.  Finally, because of the Internet, I’ve been lucky enough to make that vision a reality.

Hugh Hefner, the Old Soldier salutes you!

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Ladies, Answer This Question Before Doing Your First Adult Video

An Amateur Just Before Doing Her Porn Video

Okay, you’ve got your courage up and you are definitely going to do your first porn video.  How does a woman decide which site to contact?

Here’s my suggestion.  Watch the videos of the sites you are interested in.  Then ask yourself this question: do you get the feeling that the women are belittled for having sex on camera or are they celebrated for having sex on camera?

Then make your choice.

Oh, in the video never give your real name or where you work.  You can say the kind of work that you do but not the company you do it for.  If you are a student don’t give the college that you are attending.  And it is best never to be specific about where you live even if you are shooting your video in your hometown.  Tell the viewing audience that you live in a different city in a different state.

Now pay attention here.  The person or people shooting the video will need to see ID to make sure that you are 18 or whatever age you have to be in the state that you are shooting your video in to prove that you are old enough to be in a porn video.  Your ID will have your real information on it, age, name and address.  The person, or the people, shooting the video needs this information in order to pay you.  But don’t give your real information to the audience who will see your video.

If you do these basic things the chances of anyone in your real life finding your video are pretty slim because there are billions of porn videos on the internet and millions are added every month.  The only way the people in your real life will know that you were in a porn video is if you tell them.

Of course, even with the odds in your favor something like 10 million to one, every once in a while a woman is outted. 

The Old Soldier will never lie to you.

PS Make sure the site actually pays you.  Do your homework.  There are sites out there that are scams.  You suck and fuck and don’t get paid a penny. 

Do your research.

And one more thing.  Be sure to tell someone you trust the address of where you will be and what you will be doing just to be safe.

Then enjoy yourself.

Editor’s note (1 January 2013): Ladies, this is new information that I’m adding to this report.  As far as I can tell, any legitimate site will offer you a legally binding contract.  The contract will state what you agree to do and how much you will be paid to do it.  You should not take off any clothes or perform any sex act until you and a representative of the site sign the contract.  At least that’s the way it works at the site that I subscribe to which is in Atlanta, Georgia in the United States.

Porn is not for most women.  But then most women don’t get the opportunity to do porn.  And that’s another story.  Opportunity makes a lot of people do things that lack of opportunity keeps them from doing.  It’s human nature.

Here’s an interesting tid bit that I picked up reading the Huffingpost.  A woman is more likely to pick up a venereal disease from the general population than from professional porn actors because the professionals are regularly checked (the article said every 30 days) for STD (sexually transmitted diseases).  If this is true it’s very good news for a woman doing her first porn videos.  Of course, ladies, you have to research this claim to see if it is true.

Writers: How To Write Flash Fiction For Beginners

An Open Letter Of Rejection To A Flash Fiction Writer

 Dear _________:   
 
Thank you for your submission.  This story has several major issues that keep me from publishing it.  First off there is far too much telling going on here and not enough showing.  By that I mean the author tells the reader what is going on.  What you should do is to get the characters inter-acting among themselves as soon as possible.  The easiest way to do this is the use of dialogue.  The more dialogue, the more the characters are inter-acting.
 
Secondly, be sure that your tenses match up.  You mix your tenses and you mix your point of view.  The story is told in third person.  Then you have a sentence that is the first person.
 
Maybe this will help.  A flash fiction story tries to capture a moment in time.  Try to write something that takes place in a few minutes (or a few hours) that shows what the viewpoint character’s life is like with her parents.  Don’t explain (tell) the reader how the viewpoint character feels about her relationship with her parents and how they treat her, show it.
 
Or maybe this will help to explain what I mean.  What action or actions will show the situation?  You only need a few minutes of action (or a few hours) to do this.  The action (s) will imply this family’s relationship. 
 
This “show don’t tell” concept can be difficult to explain.  Your best bet is to go to the magazine, go to the sidebar on the left and click on Flash Fiction Short Stories by Guy Hogan.  These stories are there for entertainment and for information.  Study a few of them.  They are the best examples on the internet of “show don’t tell” flash fiction.  Notice how little time is spent in telling the reader how the characters feel, what they are thinking and what happened in the past.  What they feel, what they are thinking and what happened in the past should be implied by what the characters say and what they do within a very limited time frame.  Of course, you will find exceptions to this “show don’t tell” concept, but the exceptions are just that: exceptions.
 
I don’t want you to imitate the stories; but I do want you to find your own style of “show don’t tell” writing.  The less explaining there is in a flash fiction story the better.  Your story has far too much explaining in it.  It reads like an essay.
 
And give yourself time.  Revision is not a dirty word.  The story has the feel of being thrown together.  Whether this is true or not I don’t know; but a good routine to follow when writing a flash fiction story is: a short outline, a first draft and then two or more drafts before hitting the send button.  This routine can take several days.  That’s a good habit to get into.  It will guarantee that you will eventually be a better flash fiction writer.  It will guarantee that you will become a better writer, period.
 
Please accept this critique in the spirit of fondness that it is being offered.
 
Oh, please, no subtitles in your story.  Flash fiction is much too short for that and you are not writing an article.
 
Guy 

Flash Fiction by Kaye Sebastian

 

English: Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, one with ...

English: Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, one with wrapper and the other is split in half. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Creature Comfort

 

They both stared at the garbage can.  It shook and rattled.  Scratching came from inside.

“It’s a raccoon,” Tom said, picking up the baseball bat and heading down the deck steps.  Vanessa stepped onto the deck and peered over the railing.  “Be careful!”

Tom positioned himself next to the metal can, bat raised.  “Get out,” he said, trying to sound threatening without shouting.  It was, after all, 3 a.m.  The can stopped moving.

“I’ve scared it.”  Tom tapped gingerly at the can with his bat.  The animal arose from the can, garbage falling out as it did so.  Tom saw it first: The face glowing, an iridescent moon in the starlight, the silvery blonde hair that was both eerie and lovely.  Tom’s mouth formed an “O” of surprise.

“What is it?” Vanessa asked, walking down the deck steps.  Then she saw it. Not a raccoon.  But a boy.  Ragamuffin described him perfectly; tousled hair, filthy face, ripped jeans, no shirt.  They guessed his age at four, but he could have been older so frail was he.

Tom said, “He’s hungry.”

“Obviously.”  Vanessa ran into the house, to the refrigerator, and grabbed some grapes and a peanut butter cup.  She headed back down the deck steps and reached out to the boy, holding the food as a lure.  The boy sniffed.  Vanessa and Tom would later say that they could almost see the white plumes from the smell of the food tickling the boy’s nose, as in a cartoon.  Slowly, Vanessa edged backwards, up the deck steps.  Spit trailed down the boy’s chin as he grabbed at the food.

“A little further,” Vanessa said.  Tom followed behind the boy.

Moments later, the child sat in a kitchen chair, a bag of Reese’s cups and a bowl of grapes in front of him.  He ate, taking in the food in great gobs, barely chewing.  Tom sat at the table.  Vanessa stood preparing pancakes and bacon.

“Hurry,” Tom said.

“They’re ready.”  Vanessa flipped four perfectly formed pancakes onto a plate and smothered them in butter and syrup.  She placed the plate in front of the boy.  He tore into them with grubby fingers.  Neither Vanessa or Tom cared.

…They’d lost the baby three months before.  Vanessa was far along—so far, they’d named the boy, Colin.  A name they’d both agreed on and loved.  The room was ready.  Vanessa had made painstaking preparations, painting, selecting linens and overseeing Tom putting together the convertible crib that would grow with the baby, so that they’d never need to purchase another bed…

“Uhn.”  The voice startled them.  Gruff, an old man’s voice, but pleading.

“So we know his vocal chords work,” Tom said, staring at the child.  He turned to Vanessa.  “He wants more.  Is the bacon ready?”

Vanessa hurried to the microwave and pulled out a plate of steaming bacon.  Fat sizzled in the strips.  She slid four slices onto the boy’s empty plate.  The bacon settled into the leftover syrup as the boy ate the food with both hands.

Vanessa smiled.  “He’ll be a sticky mess.”

Tom reached up and touched her cheek. “That’s the first smile since…”

“It’s a problem that he can’t speak,” Vanessa said as worry crossed her face.

“You’re a teacher.”

“But…”

Tom rose and cradled her face in his hands.  “You can do it.  We’ll keep him inside, in the house, until we make the appropriate arrangements.  I’m a lawyer.  I can pull strings, create paperwork.  While you,” Tom looked again at the boy, “make a human out of him.”

Vanessa followed Tom’s gaze.  The child had Tom’s dark eyes, her blonde hair and pointy chin.

“He’s Colin, come back to us,” she murmured, bending down to face the boy.  She reached out and touched him.  He stopped eating and looked at her.  His eyes were black, magnetic,pulling her to him.  She moved slowly, caressing his face gently.  He grabbed her arm with a sticky hand.  Syrup clung to her skin.  She whispered, “Your name is Colin.  Do you know what that name means?”

Tom answered.  “Gaelic.  It means young creature.”

“Yes,” Vanessa said.  “Our young creature.”

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Kaye Sebastian is a Philadelphia, PA-based writer whose passion is “flash fiction with a twist.”

You’re Gonna Love This Blog About Writing

 

Woman As Art

Woman As Art

As a small, online niche publisher, I have to be my own publicity department.

Hello, world!

This is the Old Soldier celebrating life and writing.  This little flash fiction blog is packed with fiction and content about how to write flash fiction.  It covers the cultural scene here in Little Italy in Pittsburgh.

It has a department on crock pot cooking and on karaoke as performance art.

It reports on why women who do not want to be porn actresses agree to be in online adult videos.

It supports writers with tips, encouragement and publication.  This publication is a paying market.

You can’t beat this blog with a stick!

Take advantage of this wonderful source of entertainment and art.  Explore the site.  And keep reading and keep writing that flash fiction.

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The Pittsburgh Flash Fiction Gazette is a blog of sexuality and creative writing.

Book Review: Unfinished Empire by John Darwin

The territories that were at one time or anoth...

The territories that were at one time or another part of the British Empire. The British Overseas Territories are underlined in red. Русский: Территории, когда-либо бывшие частью Британской империи. Названия Британских заморских территорий подчеркнуты красным. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Unfinished Empire, The Global Expansion of Britain by John Darwin is 478 pages long.  I’m only on page 100; and I’m really looking forward to finishing this book.

Hello hello hello, my brother and sister readers and writers from all over the world!  And here’s a special shout-out to my fans in the UK.

The Old Soldier was at the Carnegie Library in Pittsburgh (the public library) a couple of days ago and he picked up this book by John Darwin.

All I can tell you is that if you enjoy well researched history written in tight prose that is easy for the general public to enjoy, this is the book for you.

Of course, when I read anything, I read to see what I can learn and use as a blogger, an editor, a publisher and as a writer.

The Old Soldier can tell you he is going to learn a great many useful things from this book.

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This flash fiction blog is published near the University of Pittsburgh.

Death Comes For Ray Manzarek

Picture of Ray Manzarek in Seattle at the Trip...

Picture of Ray Manzarek in Seattle at the Triple Door. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Raymond Manzarek is dead.  He was 74 years old.  I got the news last night from the radio.  He and Jim Morrison founded The Doors in the Summer of 1965 on Venice Beach in L.A. California.

I heard The Doors for the first time in 1967.  I was recently back from Vietnam.  I was having a beer in a bar in a PX (Post Exchange which was something like a mall for military personnel) when Light My Fire came blasting out of the jukebox.  I cannot express to you how different the song was from everything else on the airways.

Ray Manzarek played the keyboards in the band.  The Doors did not have a bass player.  Manzarek played a keyboard bass with his left hand.

Venice Beach and the Boardwalk, as seen in the...

Venice Beach and the Boardwalk, as seen in the music video for “When Love Takes Over” (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

The sound of Manzarek’s organ, John Densmore’s drumming, Robby Krieger’s guitar and Morrison’s vocals made their first three albums unique in rock and roll.  And although The Door’s released only six studio albums, it’s the first three that guarantee the band rock and rock immortality.

Ray Manzarek was at the very center of the storm that was The Doors.

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This flash fiction blog is published near the University of Pittsburgh.

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