Kissing To Be Clever

“Kissing To Be Clever” is the title of a Culture Club album.  I was a big fan of Boy George and the band.  Of course “Do You Really Won’t To Hurt Me” and “Time” were my favorites. 

Just a little while ago I was sitting in Del’s Italian Restaurant in Pittsburgh’s “Little Italy” and the bar had the music station on one of the televisions.  All the other televisions were mute and Culture Club came on and it wash “Do You Really Won’t To Hurt Me” from the Kissing To Be Clever album.  And I thought Kissing To Be Clever would be a great title for a flash fiction story.  So, I’m trying to come up with a short story with that title.  Whatever it takes.  For a writer writing fiction this is normal.

I hope you’ve enjoyed your Sunday.  I think this is all the blogging I’ll be doing for today.  I bought a six pack of beer after having several beers at Del’s and I’m feeling kind of mellow.  Be sure to check out the new story Sex Videos.  It’s all about sexuality, marriage, love, sex videos and friendship.

15 Flash Fiction And Very Short Stories To Read

Calling all bloggers and creative writers.  The Pittsburgh Flash Fiction Gazette is your one stop site for articles on writing and for your literary entertainment.  There are stories about men, women, love, sex, relationships, friends, marriage, war and the pursuit of dreams.

In the sidebar on the right under “Great Flash Fiction Stories To Read” you will find 15 of some of the best in micro-fiction, sudden fiction and post-card fiction on the Internet.  And it’s all free.  Enjoy.

A New Sexy Short Story For 5/31/09

I’ve put on the crock pot with boneless beef chucks, diced carrots, diced green peppers, beef stock and garlic.  I’m ready to take my shower and then take my walk to Pittsburgh’s “Little Italy” to pick up some toiletries; but I thought I’d leave you with a new flash fiction story to read.

Flash fiction is culture.  Flash fiction is education.  Flash fiction is entertainment.  For the writers in the reading audience read first for entertainment and then again looking for tension, story movement, use of dialogue for characterization and backstory and the use of concrete sense details that appeal to sight, smell, hearing, taste and touch.

Writing the very short story is a challenge but contains its own rewards.  I hope you enjoy Sex Videos.  I’ll be back later for more blogging.

The Education Of A Flash Fiction Writer

The micro-fiction writer must turn thoughts into words into characters into a significant event with closure.

Words on a piece of paper or on a computer screen are the projections of thoughts.  The words give the thoughts order so that a reader will be able to make sense of the writer’s thoughts. 

Each character takes on a different thought pattern of the writer, usually thought patterns that are at some level of conflict (tension) with each other.

Because the writer is writing a very short story this conflict is captured at a significant moment when there will be some movement in the conflict that has not occurred before; and since this is flash fiction the movement will be slight but definitely there. 

The end of the movement will bring some sort of resolution to the conflict (tension).

Thoughts on Writing Flash Fiction

Writing Flash Fiction Without Outlines

Flash Fiction And American Culture

It’s the Old Soldier here on a sunny Pittsburgh morning.  It’s around 9:00 a.m. and I’m looking forward to seeing my peeps later at Del’s Italian Restaurant in Pittsburgh’s “Little Italy” but first I want to do a little blogging.

I am very proud of how the stories Girls Kissing Girls, Girls Gone Wild and The Last Nude Photos turned out. They are literary and sexy.  All three are what a very short story should be: a significant event with closure.  I’ve been writing a long time and it’s always a pleasant surprise to find out I have one more story in me because you never know if you do…

Flash fiction is a wonderful literary art form and is certainly part of American culture.  The old Oxford American Desk Dictionary I keep on the floor next to the computer desk defines culture as the “intellectual and artistic achievement” of a civilization.  If you are a writer and you are committed to flash fiction you certainly are a part of American culture.

Check out the articles in the sidebar on the right under “More Flash Articles”.  They will tell you everything you need to know on how to write flash fiction.  Then read and be sure to follow the submission guidelines and submit a story.

Writing And Drinking

Does drinking help writing?  Hemingway, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Raymond Carver and John O’Hara were all alcoholics and in most literary circles are considered great writers.  I know when I can afford it I like to drink beer.  Beer helps me get past the sheer agony of trying to come up with an idea for a flash fiction story. 

Do writers drink because they write or do they write because they drink?  Who knows?  Creative writing is such a mysterious thing that the only thing that matters is the quality of the writing.  A writer’s life certainly impacts his or her writing but when we buy a writer’s novel or book of short stories or read the writer’s work on the Internet it’s the work that has to stand up even if the writer cannot.

This Man and This Woman in Love (A Short Story)

Sex, Booze and a Short Memory (A Short Story)

Sex And Literary Fiction

Writers have been writing about sex ever since there was writing.  In pornography sex is the whole point of writing.  In erotica sex is the main point but not the only point of the writing.  In romance the relationship is more important than the sex.  In literary fiction characterization, motive, and storyline are all more important than the sex.

That doesn’t mean in literary fiction sex can’t be important.  All of the flash fiction stories under the tab “Sexy Flash Fiction” at the top of the page of the Pittsburgh Flash Fiction Gazette are good examples of how important sex can be in literary fiction.

Movie Review: On The Waterfront

Last night was the first time I saw On The Waterfront.  I got a tape from the Carnegie Library here in Pittsburgh and the movie stands up to the hype.  A young Marlon Brando stars as Terry Malloy, an uneducated dock worker and ex-professional boxer who stands up to the corrupt union leadership.  The film won eight Academy Awards in 1954 and Brando’s performance popularized the “intense, gritty virtues of Method acting” that influenced a generation of actors.

Good movies have a lot to teach writers about “show don’t tell.”  Just like a flim a writer has to write in scenes to give characters a chance to directly interact the way they do in Woman, Wife and Lover, Love Hurts and Girls Kissing Girls.

A Publication For New Short Story Writers

The Pittsburgh Flash Fiction Gazette wants to publish new writers.  If you write flash fiction, micro-fiction, sudden fiction, post-card fiction or very short stories read the submission guidelines and submit your best work.

You will find plenty of articles on how to write flash fiction in the sidebar on the right under “More Flash Articles”.  And if you would like to read some flash fiction you will find lots of stories in the sidebar on the right under “Great Flash Fiction Stories To Read”.

Here are three sexy flash fiction stories for your reading pleasure.  They are Girls Kissing Girls, Girls Gone Wild and The Last Nude Photos.

Getting valid practical advice, tips and insights on writing flash fiction has never been easier.

Slow Down And Write In Scenes

Many writers don’t know what “show don’t tell” means.  Another way of saying “show don’t tell” is “write in scenes”.

Often times when a writer tries to write flash fiction, micro-fiction, nano-fiction, post-card fiction, sudden fiction, mini-stories or the very short story the writer ends up writing a summation.

A writer ends up writing a summation mainly because the writer tries to cover too much material, too much time.  The best way not to cover too much material, too much time is to write in scenes.

A scene slows down time by “capturing a moment in time” and allowing the “characters to directly interact”.  Girls Kissing Girls is a good example of writing in scenes because it’s one long scene.

A New Sexy Flash Fiction Story To Read

Yes, my brother and sister readers, writers and bloggers the Old Soldier has a new sexy flash fiction story for you to read.  For the past few days I’ve been agonizing trying to come up with an idea and I finally have one.  But first I’d like to do a little blogging.

It’s warm but overcast in Pittsburgh with the sun peeking out every so often.  I haven’t had my walk yet.  I think I’ll walk to Bloomfield, Pittsburgh’s “Little Italy” and  have a couple of beers at Del’s.  I was at Del’s yesterday for a couple of beers.  I said hello to Johnny Del and he was just as friendly as ever.  He’s one of the owners.  I don’t think he knows about The Death of Karaoke, the story I wrote about karaoke at his place.  He might not be so friendly if he reads the story.  If a writer tried not to write anything that might offend someone a writer would never write anything.

The Old Soldier is concerned about Korea, Iraq, Pakistan, Afghanistan, the economy.  I’m 62 years old.  I want life to be simple.  All we are saying is give peace a chance.  Didn’t one of the Beatles do a song with “All we are saying is give peace a chance” in it?…

Anyway, I’ve got a couple of things to do before going for my walk so let’s get to the new sexy story.  I came up with the title “Girls Kissing Girls” a couple of weeks ago but I couldn’t do anything with it.  I posted an article with the title but the article was a bust and eventually I took it down.

Still, what a great title.  I was knocking around for a new short story idea.  I knew it had to be about a relationship.  Then I thought, okay, a relationship between two girls.  After I figured out the locale of the story, and after reading in the newspaper about the same-sex marriage ruling in California, I wrote the story in half an hour.  That’s the thing with writing very short stories.  Once you know what the story is going to be about the writing is the easiest part.   So, I hope you enjoy Girls Kissing Girls.

Free Articles On Writing For The Serious Writer

Who’s a serious writer?  Someone who wants to get published.  And even if you don’t want to get published you still want to be a better writer, don’t you?  Sure, you could pay $100 to join an online flash fiction workshop.  Or you could read the writing articles at the Pittsburgh Flash Fiction Gazette for free.  How do you know that the articles on the Gazette are worth reading? 

Well, read Tainted Love, Money and the American Writer or Girls Gone Wild.  If you think these stories are well written you should definitely read the articles in the sidebar on the right under “More Flash Articles” to find out how they were written.

Penguins To Play For The Stanley Cup

What a sports town Pittsburgh is.  I still follow the Pirates.  Those bums.  But Pittsburghers love a winner and the Penguins are winners.  It would be great if the Penguins could bring home the Stanley Cup this year to go with the Steelers Superbowl trophy.  Come to think of it the Pirates won the World Series the same year the Steelers won the Superbowl.

Well, Penguin paraphenalia went on sale this morning.  And I’d like to do my part in celebrating the Penguins trip to the final.  Since I’m a writer I’d like to dedicate Girls Gone Wild and The Last Nude Photos to the Pittsburgh Penguins.

Same-Sex Marriage Takes A Hit In California

Full marriage rights for same-sex couples in California was put on hold yesterday when the California Supreme Court upheld the ban on same-sex marriage. 

I really believe that same-sex marriage will become the law in the United States simply because the majority of voters under 30 support it.  That may not happen for several years.  Still, marriage between a man and a woman is unique.  There is no way of getting around it.  Two men or two women cannot procreate.  It can be argued that procreation is at the very heart of the responsibilities and rights of marriage.  So, how can the union of two men or two women be called marriage?  Procreation is at the heart of the legal basis of the American family.

True Love (A Very Short Story)

This Man and This Woman in Love (A Very Short Story)

Did Going To College Help Me Write Flash Fiction?

The answer to the above question is a definite “yes”.  There were two reasons why.

Once one  of my writing professors at the University of Pittsburgh had me report to her office for an evaluation of one of my stories.  This was around the year 2000.  I was a fifty-something-year-old undergraduate.  I was older than my professor.  She complimented me on my writing but said that in all my stories the introduction was too long.  I had to start as soon as possible with the action.

The second reason  going to college made me a better flash fiction writer was in college I was introduced to Raymond Carver.  He died in 1988.  He has been credited with revitalizing the American short story.  He wrote poems and short stories.  The label “minimalism” was attached to his early work.  His work taught me how much a writer can cut out of a story and still have the story make sense.

If you are a writer do you have to go to college to write better flash fiction?  No.  You just have to keep writing and keep reading the Pittsburgh Flash Fiction Gazette.

Short stories like The Modern American Woman and Money and the American Writer are good examples of what flash fiction can do while articles like The Importance of Dialogue in Fiction and Let the Reader Write Your Short Story offer practical advice on how to write flash fiction.

And the best part about all of this is the Pittsburgh Flash Fiction Gazette is free.  Even the Flash Fiction Workshop is free.

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