Life In 500 Words Or Less

If you’re a writer don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t put life on the page in 500 words or less.  Flash fiction, micro-fiction, sudden fiction, nano-fiction, post-card fiction and the very short story do it all the time.

The trick is not to try to show (show don’t tell) the entire life story of a character but just to show only a small part of a character’s life story.  Writing flash fiction allows the writer to hint at what has happened before the story began and to project forward what might happen after the story ends. 

Flash fiction is now an important part of American popular culture and entertainment because like poetry it can capture a moment in time.

The Death of Karaoke, Girls Gone Wild and Young Love all capture a moment in time.

Rain Rain Rain

A light rain is falling on Pittsburgh right now.  That’s okay.  As long as it stays a light rain I can still take my daily walk to the Carnegie Library to exchange my movie tapes for new ones.  One of the tapes I watched over the Memorial Day weekend was the movie Wall Street.  It sent chills up my back because it was about the insane greed on Wall Street that doesn’t create but destroys. 

This is the little review that was on the back of the tape box: “In this riveting behind-the-scenes look at big business in the 1980s, an ambitious young broker (Charlie Sheen) is lured into the illegal, lucrative world of corporate espionage when he is seduced by the power, status and financial wizardry of Wall Street legend Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas).  But he soon discovers that the pursuit of overnight riches comes at a price that’s too high to pay.  Daryl Hannah and Martin Sheen co-star in Oliver Stone’s gripping morality tale about the American dream gone wrong.”  Man, did it ever.  And this film made in the 80s explains perfectly how the fat cats in banking and on Wall Street care about nothing (not the nation-not their stockholders-nothing) but money.  Michael Douglas won the Best Actor Oscar for his role and he deserved it.  Good films are great entertainment and provide public education.

The movie predicted how Wall Street recently nearly destroyed the economy of the world.  And we’re not out of this recession yet…

Money is a wonderful thing.  We all need money.  We make life decisions based on money.  We have to.  In Money and the American Writer a young woman must make a decision about her life.

Tips On Getting The Most Out Of A Workshop

Deciding which fiction writing workshop to enroll in can be a major decision for an aspiring new writer.  Writing flash fiction and very short stories is tough.  And whenever a writer submits a story, the writer has an emotional investment in the work.  It’s difficult not to take a critique of the work personally; but don’t.

When an editor or publisher considers a story for publication, he or she is looking for a story that works.

So, whatever tips or advice a workshop offers consider them in the light of an editor or a publisher’s needs.

Try the “Free Workshop” services here at the Pittsburgh Flash Fiction Gazette.

Love Hurts (A Short Story)

Girls Gone Wild (A Short Story)

Building A Protagonist

One of the most difficult things for a flash fiction and very short story writer to do is to create a believable protagonist.  The protagonist is the most important character in a piece of fiction.  The story is about the protagonist.  The protagonist will want something but something or someone will always stand in the way.

Usually, the protagonist is a good person.  If the protagonist does something wrong at bottom he or she is still really a decent person.  To make a protagonist interesting make sure the protagonist’s flaw (or internal conflict) keeps the protagonist from getting what he or she wants.

It is the protagonist’s struggle against the flaw (or with the internal conflict) that makes him or her seem more human and that keeps the reader reading and that makes the writing enjoyable for the writer.  If the protagonist succeeds it is because the protagonist overcame the flaw.  If the protagonist fails it is because he or she did not overcome the flaw.

The protagonists in Tainted Love and Girls Gone Wild are both very flawed.

Free Flash Fiction Writing Workshop

Are you an aspiring short story writer trying to get that first publication?  Enroll in the Pittsburgh Flash Fiction Gazette’s free and continuous writing workshop.  Just read and follow the instructions of the “Free Workshop and Submission” tab at the top of the page.

I’ve had over 40 flash fiction stories and articles about writing flash fiction published in online and print publications.  Read some of the stories and articles in the sidebar on the right under “Great Flash Fiction Stories” and “More Flash Articles” to see if you think I know what I’m talking about.

If you think I do know what I’m talking about when it comes to writing flash fiction, I’ll be happy to read your short story.

Blogging On Memorial Day 2009

I hope you’re enjoying your Memorial Day Weekend.  All Americans owe a debt of gratitude to the men and women who fought and died for the nation.  As a Vietnam War veteran, I want to offer a special prayer of thanks to the fighting men and women who lost their lives in Vietnam.

Make the Pittsburgh Flash Fiction Gazette part of your reading routine.  For the writers in the audience the Gazette has added two new articles: Concrete Sense Details Make Fiction Seem Real and Newspaper Work and the Creative Writer.  There are plenty more articles on writing flash fiction and short stories under “More Flash Articles” in the sidebar on the right. 

For readers who want to settle down with a novel the Gazette has a novel tab at the top of the page that reveals the secret on rekindling sexual passion in a marriage and an insider’s view on the student bar scene around the University of Pittsburgh. 

Plus, there are flash fiction stories in the sidebar on the left under “Flash Fiction Stories by Guy Hogan” and more micro-fiction under “Great Flash Fiction Stories To Read” in the side bar on the right.

The Gazette also offers the closes thing to a free writing workshop that a writer will find on the Internet under the tab “Free Help For Writers” at the top of the page.  I’ve had over 40 flash fiction stories published in print and online publications.  If you’re an aspiring writer I think I can help you.  And if you’re looking for a place to showcase your fiction, read and follow the submission guidelines. 

So, enjoy your holiday weekend and your visit to the Gazette.

Writing From The Gut

It’s difficult enough for a writer to come up with ideas to write about especially if the writer writes simply to write. 

When a writer writes simply to put words down on paper writing is an intellectual exercise.  To keep the creative juices flowing a writer must write from the gut.

Writing from the gut means writing about what matters most to you.  It means writing about what you cannot do without.  It means writing about all that makes your life worth living.

It means writing from the gut.

True Love (A Short Story)

10 Great Flash Fiction Tips

The Joy Of Karaoke

Karaoke was invented in Japan and then spread to the rest of the world.  Why?

The vast majority of people who sing karaoke can’t sing.  Still, after all these years karaoke can be found in cities throughout the United States.  Americans love karaoke.  The British love karaoke.  The Japanese love karaoke.

The reason people love karaoke is because for the duration of the song the singer is the focus of attention.  Pittsburgh’s Andy Warhol would have understood.

The Death of Karaoke is a flash fiction story about what happens when the reason for the success of this form of entertainment is ignored.

Adult Conversation (A Flash Fiction Story)

My name is Josh Miller. Gina Davis is my friend. Not the actress. Gina my friend is no actress. We’re in our thirties and have been friends since childhood.

I sat with my friend in a bar, Hemingway’s, a few blocks from the Cathedral of Learning of the University of Pittsburgh. The lunch crowd had cleared out and the late afternoon crowd had not arrived yet so she and I pretty much had the place to ourselves. We had just gotten our third pitcher of beer. The Pirates were on two of the four big screen TVs and a sports-news broadcast was on the other two. My friend and I sat at a table for two against the wall under all the framed snap shots of former customers. Gina and I were waiting for our barbecue wings and blue cheese dressing.

Gina said, “What’s with all you guys about giving head? Every guy I’ve ever gone out with, the first thing he wanted to do was to stick it in my mouth. These days the first thing a man wants a woman to do is suck him off.”

“Do you give head?”

“Sure I give head. Lots of women don’t but lots of women do. And to tell you the truth I like giving head. But there’s more to sex then giving head.”

“Do you swallow?”

“If I’m going to do all that work getting him and myself all hot and bothered you bet I’m going to swallow.”

Our wings came. We ate our wings and finished our beer, paid, left a tip and walked outside into the late afternoon warm sunshine.

I said, “Why haven’t you ever given me head?”

“Josh, dear, I wouldn’t want to ruin a beautiful friendship. Bye bye.”

“Bye, Gina.”

The End

Girls Gone Wild (A Short Story)

The Last Nude Photos (A Short Story)

It’s another warm and sunny day in Pittsburgh this Memorial Day weekend.  For all of you readers and writers the Old Soldier has three sexy stories for your reading pleasure.  The stories are sexy not pornographic.  Here at the Gazette you will find lots of fiction and articles on writing, too.

So sit back, take a break from blogging, grab a cold beer and relax with some of the best very short stories on the Internet.

Endless War

I served in Vietnam with the 1st Cav (Airmobile).  I was a 105 mm howitzer artillery man.  Our battery was lucky.  We lost only a few men.

On this Memorial Day weekend the nation is trying to withdraw from one war to better fight another war.

Not too long ago the United States was at least periodically “officially” at peace.  Now we are always unofficially fighting “undeclared” war.

The American people and our government have universal interests which means the nation must project power when necessary to any place on the globe.  We are the only nation that can do this.

On this Memorial Day weekend, as we remember our war dead, and whether we like it or not, we have become the world’s policeman.

Vietnam in the Mist (A Short Story)

Young Love (A Short Story)

The Death of Karaoke (A Short Story)

Crock Pot Cooking And Chitlins

I don’t know if any of you out there know what chitlins are but the Old Soldier was just thinking about them.  Chitlins are good eatin’.  They’re pig intestines.  Man, do they stink up a house.  Drop an onion in the pot while they’re boiling to cut down on the smell.  A crock pot or slow cooker are great for cooking chitlins.

Cleaning chitlins is the tough part.  You want to get out all the grit and the fat.  Chitlins are a food of the South.  Southern folks and black folks like me mainly eat them.

Put them on a plate with a mess of greeens, potato salad and hot corn bread with plenty of hot sauce handy and you got yourself some good eatin’.  I think I’ll have me some chitlins for the Memorial Day Weekend.

Sex, Booze and a Short Memory (A Short Story)

Young Love (A Short Story)

Living With Flash Fiction

Hello, my brother and sister bloggers and writers.  It’s the Old Soldier here finishing up some blogging this morning (it’s 11:00 a.m. in Pittsburgh) before I take my shower and go out for my walk.  It’s a beautiful day for walking in Pittsburgh.

Before I leave the apartment I’d like to pass on a few tips about writing flash fiction.  I think about flash fiction all the time.  I’m obsessed with flash fiction.  I know, that’s my problem not yours.  Still, this obsession has produced a few short stories that are worth reading and something of a theory and philosophy of flash fiction.  You don’t have to share my obsession for this difficult but beautiful art form, but if you have an interest in reading some very short stories you will find several in the sidebar on the the right under “Great Flash Fiction Stories To Read.”  I put the “Great” in there so that you would think they were worth reading.

If you happen to write flash fiction check out this link: 10 Great Flash Fiction Tips.  By reading a couple of the stories first, you’ll be able to tell whether or not I know what I’m talking about.

Three Dozen Articles For The Short Story Writer

Writing short stories and flash fiction is not easy.  The writer has to come up with ideas and then go through the creative process which can often times be agonizing.  Let the Pittsburgh Flash Fiction Gazette help you.

If you are a writer and you would like one place to go to get tips and insights into the writing of the short story, the Gazette has over three dozen articles that cover everything from form to dialogue and characterization.  And the best part is this help is free.

Just go to the sidebar on the right under “More Flash Articles” to find what you’re looking for.

Girls Gone Wild (A Short Story)

The Last Nude Photos (A Short Story)

This Man and This Woman in Love (A Short Story)

Health Insurance Companies Are The Problem

This is why I love PBS, the Public Broadcast System.  Last night on public television Bill Moyers had on two doctors.  The show was about how the health insurance industry is, brace yourself for a surprise, extorting billions of dollars from the American consumer.

According to these two doctors, the health insurance industry causes 20,000 deaths in the United States a year because the industry has successfully bought enough politicians in Washington to keep primiums and co-payments high in order to keep health insurance from millions of Americans while at the same time the industry weasels out of giving care to the insured when they become sick.  These two doctors said they and other doctors spend as much time haggling with the insurance industry as they do treating their patients.  The insurance industry makes more money if the doctors don’t give proper treatment.

These two doctors on the show represented an alliance of thousands of doctors, nurses and health care workers who are taking to the streets and domenstrating in an effort to have some input into the Obama health care reform plan.  Of course the mainstream media is not covering this grass roots alliance of doctors, nurses and health care workers–the health providers.

According to this alliance of care providers, only the insurance companies are in on the reform plan. 

The health insurance industry is the problem.

Young Love (A Short Story)

The Modern American Woman (A Short Story)

Ten Things Hemingway Taught Us About Writing Fiction

Hemingway’s great influence on modern American narrative is universally acknowledged.  That doesn’t mean every writer can or even wants to write like him.  It does mean he will have an impact on the American novel and short story for a long time to come.  Here are a few things he made us aware of. 

The simple words are the best

Don’t trust adjectives and adverbs

Keep exposition to a minimum

Dialogue is best when it’s terse

Action is the best barometer of character

Weather is a character

Terrain and locale are characters

Description must be intentional

The writer should let the characters act out the story

The writer must use specific concrete sense details to reach the universal

Vietnam in the Mist (A Short Story)

Love Hurts (A Short Story)

Girls Gone Wild (A Short Story)

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