Ladies, Have You Ever Done A Public Sex Act?

Hello, hello, hello my brother and sister bloggers and writers.  The Old Soldier has a sexy flash fiction story for you in this Friday’s edition of The Gazette.  Yes, I have a man and a woman…Well, why give it away?  But I want you to notice that this isn’t some cheap porn story.  There is not one vulgar word in the story.  The characters are fully developed, as fully developed as you can have in a very short story.

There is dialogue.  The story is a perfect example of “show don’t tell.”..

The snow continues to fall in Pittsburgh.  But there is nothing I can do about the weather; so there’s no use in complaining.  Remember, the next edition of The Gazette will be published on Monday.  Have a good weekend.

Ladies, I hope you like this story, too.  Leave a comment to let me know.

This is the Old Soldier reporting from Pittsburgh.

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Lust

It was a Saturday several years ago in downtown Pittsburgh. Paul Bremmer and Colleen Hammond sat opposite each other in a booth in a corner in the back.

“No,” he said. “You’re wrong.”

“Five years and you want more time,” she said. “I’m sick of it.”

“What the hell does he have?”

“Me.”

“No, he doesn’t have you.”

“We’ll see about that.”

A sliver of September sunlight crept through the big window up front. Several workmen sat on stools at the bar up front. The TV above the bar was not on. On Saturdays these workmen worked only half a day, and now they sat at the bar eating a spicy chili con carne and drinking bottled Iron City beer.

“Lou,” one of the men said. “Put the Pitt game on.”

The bartender said, “It ain’t time yet.”

Paul stared across the table at Colleen. He said, “Have you set a date?”

“Whenever I’m ready. A civil ceremony and then in June a church wedding. He wants a big one.”

Paul looked down at the melting ice in their glasses. “Are you crazy?”

“Isn’t everyone?”

“You hardly know this guy.”

“He works and he wants me.”

“I work.” He looked up at her. “I want you.”

Paul Bremmer was thirty-five years old. He worked as a shift supervisor in a downtown fast food restaurant. The company medical plan covered eighty per cent of any medical bills he might ever have and he belonged to the pension plan. He got three weeks paid vacation a year. He had four thousand dollars in a passbook savings account, two thousand in a five-year CD and he had just opened an IRA. In two years he could pay cash for a newer used car without destroying his passbook savings account.

“Oh, Paul,” Colleen said. “We would be so good together.”

“Too much overhead.”

“I’ll be there.”

“You’re part of the overhead.”

“Oh, fuck you.”

He slid around to her side of the booth. She wore a short dress with no pantyhose and sleek white sandals were on her feet. Her legs were smooth, lightly tanned, strong and tapered long.

“What,” she said, “may I ask are you doing?”

“Is he what you want?”

“You’re what I want. Paul, what on earth are you doing?”

“Relax,” he said. “No one’s paying attention.”

They sat side by side. She picked up her glass and held it with both hands in front of her face, her elbows on the table top. She put the glass back down, sat back against the leather, slid down a little to tilt her hips upward with knees apart and the palms of her hands down on the table top.

She said, “If anyone has to use the restroom…”

She said, “I don’t believe I’m letting you do this…”

She said, “This is so perverse…”

She pressed her face into his shoulder to muffle her sounds. After a few moments she tensed…and then she slowly relaxed.  A faint flush suffused her neck and face.  He held her close, kissing her mouth, cheeks and closed eyes as she leaned weakly against him.

Up front, the legs of a stool scraped the floor. Paul and Colleen composed themselves. A workman glanced at them on his way to the bathroom.

Paul said, “I just wanted to do something crazy like we use to do.”

“You know it thrills me. You know it turns me on.”

“Does he know it turns you on?”

“He would think it was vulgar.”

Paul laughed. “It is vulgar. It’s cheap and vulgar.”

Paul took their glasses to the bar for refills. The bartender turned on the TV and then said to one of the workmen, “Now are you happy?”

“I got one hundred bucks on this game.”

“I don’t bet.”

“Ah, Lou, where’s the spice in that?”

The bartender took Paul’s order. Paul paid and then went back and sat opposite Colleen.

“What just happened,” Colleen said, “what we just did doesn’t change anything.”

“Does it get me an invite to the wedding?”

Sunlight flooded through the big window up front. Colleen Hammond looked down at her fresh drink, dipped the first finger of her right hand into the drink and then circled the lip of the glass. She kept dipping and circling until the glass began to sing.

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The Gazette Is #1

Hello, hello, hello my brother and sister bloggers and flash fiction writers and the rest of you cats out there.  The word “cats” really dates me, doesn’t it?  But the Old Soldier doesn’t mind being dated.  The Old Soldier is a survivor.  Today is a day of celebration.

It’s a day of celebration because according to Google, The Gazette is the #1 flash fiction blog in the world!  If you Google flash fiction you will find The Gazette on page one.  As of today, The Gazette is #4 on the first page.  The other three links are not blogs.  So, there you have it.  The Old Soldier must be doing something right.

Are you a writer?  You want to make a few bucks?  Check out Textbroker.

So, that’s it for Thursday.  The Old Soldier is celebrating with a six-pack of Past Blue Ribbon…

Scott Delaney is the Old Soldier’s alter ego.  I really lived what Scott goes through.  The thing about the following story is that it’s all exposition.  It flys in the face of “show don’t tell.”  It’s a perfect example of how not to write a flash fiction story.

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Jocks And Ballerinas 

When Scott Delaney turned eighteen he joined the army to get away from killing his father who would get drunk and beat his mother. He attended Point Park College in Pittsburgh just before he joined the army and went to Vietnam when the college was still a two-year institution, a junior college. After he was discharged from the army and after he enrolled and finally dropped out of Duquesne University in Pittsburgh he hung around at Point Park College for several years. He wasn’t an official student but many of the professors knew of his serious interest in writing short stories. His youngest brother was president of the student body. Scott was admired by his youngest brother who introduced him all around. Scott became well-known on campus. He was issued a special library card and could take out books just like a student. He carried his notebook and collections of the writings of Hemingway, F. Scott Fitzgerald, John O’Hara and Gertrude Stein everywhere he went. He usually sat at the same table in the snack bar, writing in his notebook and watching the students.

By chance he had picked an empty table where the female ballet dance majors always sat. He was surprised when several student ballerinas in black leotards and white tights, their dance bags slung from a shoulder, came over and sat down. It was their table and that’s where they always sat. So, he always sat there, too. You could tell a student’s major by where the student sat. There was mixing but the groups stayed relatively stable.

The school had a fine baseball team. Many of the jocks on the team belonged to this one fraternity which had the worst reputation of any group on campus. Sometimes in the snack bar they really carried on occasionally bringing their bats and taking full swings at imaginary baseballs. Scott was always afraid they’d smack someone walking by. It never did happen while he was there. He became friendly with the president of the fraternity. He joined the fraternity as a “social” member.

The president of the fraternity was no saint but he was constantly worried about the wilder behavior of some of the other members. It was funny. It was like riding a souped up truck with one foot on the gas and the other foot on the brake.

Still, to be a dancer or a jock you had to work through a lot of pain to become any good. Not until years later, long after he had stopped hanging around Point Park College and was putting together his first book of short stories, did Scott Delaney realize he liked jocks and ballet dancers for the same reason.

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Finding Your Place on The Web

Older Woman/Younger Man

Hello, hello, hello my brother and sister bloggers and flash fiction writers.  The Old Soldier has the Tuesday edition of The Gazette for you.  I hope everyone is doing well.  The snow is slowly melting here in Pittsburgh and tomorrow my social security check arrives which means the Old Soldier can get a six-pack of beer to celebrate making it through another month.  When you get to be the Old Soldier’s age and you’re still kickin’ that’s worth celebrating.  I got no aches and I got no pains.  I might even pay a visit to Del’s Italian Restaurant in Bloomfield later on in the week to see my peeps.  They haven’t seen the Old Soldier in weeks.  I’ve been MIA…

  In this edition of The Gazette is a story from the archives and another poem from Lady Sunshine

Now you know The Gazette is looking for a few good flash fiction writers to publish as Guest Writers.  And every once in a while one of those Guest Writers will be awarded a $15.00 honorarium.  That’s right.  Enough for two cheap six-packs of beer.  For all the details just click on the Open Contest/Submissions tab at the top of the page.  The Gazette does not accept poetry, yet.  The Old Soldier is waiting to see what the response is to the poetry of Lady Sunshine.  I like her poetry.  I hope you like it, too.  Cick on her link to read her entire body of work.  Or all of the work that she has on her site.

The next edition of The Gazette, the best damn flash fiction blog on the web, will be published on Thursday.  This is the Old Solier reporting from Oakland in the heart of Pittsburgh.

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Love Lies Bleeding

Where does my heart lie?

In the depths of your eyes?
Or the delicate, whispered sighs?
When your anguished soul cries?

Lay in love’s bed
Rest your weary crown
As I kiss your forehead
Slowly, your sorrows drown

Languorous lips linger

As true love lies bleeding  
In breathless surrender
An aching soul seething

Give in to love’s lust
Yield implicitly to its trust
Delight in its torrid caress
As our twin hearts coalesce

Lady Sunshine lives and writes poetry in California.

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Forbidden Love

It was a warm, sunny April morning in downtown Pittsburgh. The letter Frank Everett got the day before from the State Civil Service Commission stated that only 10 people in the County of Allegheny had scored higher than he had on the State Civil Service Test. That meant he’d probably have a good job within the year. Once he got the job nobody could say he was a loser, a loser like his old man. How his mother stayed with his father Frank could never understand. His mother and father were just from a different generation. Frank was still in his twenties, but he’d never gone to college and found he could only get dead end jobs like the one he had now. Well, all that was going to change. He’d even brought the letter to work to show Rita. Rita Lopez was the only thing he would miss from his present job. Frank started putting down the stools on the dry floor. Rita would be in any minute.

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With everything in place, Frank sat on a stool at the bar and smoked a cigarette. It was the best part of the day. Soon he wouldn’t have to work at night. He wouldn’t be on Public Assistance. When Rita came in he could always get a couple of beers on the house before the bar opened. Today he was hoping Rita would give him more than just a couple of beers. Rita might be forty-five but she was hot. She made her tips on low cut, short dresses that got even lower when she bent down to get a beer from the cooler for a customer. And there were her beautiful legs. Frank heard a key in the front door.

In a moment Rita came through the swinging doors. She was wearing her trade mark low cut, short dress with black pantyhose and white tennis shoes. “I put on the show for the customers,” she told him once. “But I’m not going to have my feet hurt.”

“Hi, Rita.”

“Frankie, the place is so nice and clean as usual. Would you like a beer? I’ll have a cigarette with you.”

“Thanks.”

She put her things away behind the bar and then bent down into a cooler to get his beer. The neck of her dress came open. She wasn’t wearing a bra. She had never had children. Many young women would be envious of her breasts. She looked up at him and saw him looking.

“My Frankie gets his own private show.”

“You’re my private dancer.”

She opened a bottle of Iron City and put it and a glass in front of him.

He said, “I got something to show you.”

“Good news?”

“I got the letter.” He put his cigarette in the ashtray on the bar.

“Let me see?” she said.

She came around and sat facing him on a stool. He took the letter from a pocket of his jeans and gave it to her. She unfolded it and began to read. Concentrating on the letter she crossed her beautiful legs, the short dress riding even higher. The black pantyhose accented the beauty of her legs. Frank thought of how young women didn’t seem to wear pantyhose any longer. He wondered what would happen if he reached out and squeezed her thigh. He turned to face her.

“Frankie, this is wonderful news.” She looked up at him, happy for him. “Oh, I’m going to miss you.”

“I won’t miss this place but I’ll miss you.”

“You’ll meet some nice sweet young thing and forget all about Rita.”

“No,” he said. “I really will miss you.” The bar seemed very quiet.

“That’s so sweet.”

“Rita?”

“Yes?”

He reached out and squeezed her thigh. There was a moment when nothing happened. There was only the thrill of the feel of her pantyhose and the warmth of her thigh. Then Frank felt a stinging sensation. She had slapped him. The entire left side of his face was stinging.

“Oh, Frankie, I’m so sorry.”

“No, no. That’s all right.”

“Why would you do such a thing?”

“I stepped out of line.”

“You don’t want to make a pass at me. Frankie, I’m old enough to be your mother.”

“No, it’s all right.”

He began to feel strangely more confident. He thought the slap had given him a certain advantage.

“You were right to slap me. But you’re not my mother. And I’m a man. And you’re a woman.”

He put his hand back on her thigh. She looked down at his hand. He saw she was breathing deeper. He got off his stool and uncrossed her legs. She was looking down at his hands as if she was hypnotized. He reached under her short dress and ran his hands slowly up and down her outer thighs, thrilling to the feel of her pantyhose and the warmth of her body. 

“Frankie, what are you doing?”

“Something I’ve always wanted to do.”

“Frankie, this isn’t right.” She rested her hands on his shoulders…

Moments later Rita was on her back in a booth.

“That’s it,” she said. “That’s what Rita wants. That’s what I need.”  She moaned.

“Rita, you don’t know how long I’ve wanted to do this.”

“Do me, Frankie.  Do me.”

Later that day Frank Everett and Rita Lopez began to make plans for the future.

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Finding Your Place on The Web

Poetry And Flash Fiction

Hello my brother and sister bloggers and short story writers.  The Old Soldier has the Monday edition of The Gazette for you.  Now The Gazette is a flash fiction publication.  That’s true; but I’ve always thought the best flash fiction was closer to the poem than it was to the short story.

So, let me officially introduce the readers of The Gazette to the blog’s featured poet, Lady Sunshine.  I asked Lady Sunshine to be the featured poet because of the sensuality of her poetry.  Tell your friends about Lady Sunshine.  Let the poetry of Lady Sunshine set your sensuality free.

This is the Old Soldier reporting from the heart of the Steel City.

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Love’s Dark Obsession

You walk with me
You talk with me
You envelop my senses
Consuming me
I gaze up at the sky
Seeing your face
Captivating me
I am beholden to you
Overwhelmed by your ghost
You haunt me
In my every waking moment
And every sleepless night
I yearn for you
Like a sunflower
That reaches for the sun
Hungry for its kiss
Take me now
Into the depths of your soul
Take me to where you are now
Heaven or hell
I need you like the air that I breathe
I am incomplete without you
Comeback to me
Break free from death’s embrace
And into my arms
Stay with me
Stay forever
My one true obsession

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Lady Sunshine

New Flash Fiction by Hannah Turner

Good morning, good morning, good morning my brother and sister bloggers and writers.  It’s the Old Soldier here with the Friday edition of the Pittsburgh Flash Fiction Gazette.  The Gazette is published every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday.  So, the next edition doesn’t come out again until Monday; but today’s edition is special.  It’s special for two reason.  We have new flash fiction and poetry.  That’s right.  I said poetry.

Now I’m not talkin’ any old poetry.  I’m talkin’ poetry by Lady Sunshine.  The Old Soldier discovered Lady Sunshine’s poetry on Triond.  Lady Sunshine’s poetry is about many things.  It can be about nature.  It can be about love.  It can be about romance and it can be about sex.  I’m sure you will enjoy her poetry…

Hannah Turner is new to The Gazette.  When I first approached her about publishing her story “Window Displays” she wondered how her story would fit into The Gazette.  I didn’t ask her what she meant by that.  Maybe she thought The Gaztte only published erotica.  That’s not true.  The Gazette publishes good flash fiction.  Period.  The Gazette wants stories about life.

And if you are a flash fiction writer, let me remind you about the on going contest at The Gazette.  Click on the Open Contest/Submissions tab at the top of the page for the details.

So, tell your friends about The Gazette, the best flash fiction blog on the web.  This is the Old Soldier reporting from Pittsburgh.  Keep writing.  Have a good weekend.  I’ll see you Monday.  Hey!  The sun is shinning!

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Carnal Lust

by Lady Sunshine

Shadows in the dark, fade to crimson red
As scarlet petals scatter, drenched in lust
Dripping in decadent dew, succumbing to desire
Bodies undulating in adoration, bathed in rapture
Flesh flickering upon each other, ravished by delight
Shimmering in titillation, bound by wanton pleasure
As breathless cries linger, whispering sweet sins
Reveling in the ravishment, drowning in debauchery
Clamoring from love’s abyss, seething in decadence
Forever chained to one another, in carnal opulence

Lady Sunshine is a writer from California.

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Window Displays

by Hannah Turner

Inside the restaurant, the two are talking. Their seats are mere inches apart, far from an accurate representation of their lives. Completely unaware of the awkwardness that should exist between them, they talk quietly in the softly lit room. They are the first to arrive at the table, both wanted a moment to think about the gravity of what they were about to do, the night they were about to live. 

Their eyes never quite meet, but they don’t have to, the two already know what sits near them. She’s older than she looks, she lost some weight before this night. Exhausted from running many miles, she bought one of those hideous elliptical machines, only to have it glare at her from the corner of the bedroom. Instead she just took her dogs on runs. They had aged, yet so had she, so their strides matched. She had shopped for weeks for the perfect dress, the perfect jewelry. This was one of those moments that people don’t remember the food or the wine but the appearances of the people that matter. How they acted, were they sad, or were the elated? That’s what people noticed. But these two weren’t the stars tonight, just supporting roles, but all the same they mattered. They mattered to everyone in the room, but tomorrow they might feel a little less meaningful. 
He had lost weight too, just not for the same reasons. His had slipped off his frame without any urging on his part, but by the force of an enemy much stronger than self-image. His skin had paled a little, his waist had shrunk, his face looked hollowed out, as if he was a mere fragment of who he had been, well, who he had been before. His hair was still dark, while hers was deceptively blonde by agents other than natural blessing. Their hands, not as far apart as you’d expect, told their stories. His were worn from the constant compulsion to help, to fix. Hers were soft from the years she thought she didn’t need them, but had been growing strong since the day she realized she could, in fact, be on her own. For the others in the room, they would look good, for their age. But to each other, they looked good for any age. There must be a point where resentment turns to acceptance, and they had reached it. 
This night would mark the ominous end that had been looming for months, and the appreciated beginning for something else, something different than either of them had ever known.
 
She was ready, he was accepting it. But that was how it had always been, even when they weren’t as distanced as they were now. She had always been more open for change, and while he didn’t run from difference, he didn’t welcome it. Tonight would be the biggest change either of them had encountered since, well since that year.  Others begin to arrive. The two welcome those they know, introduce themselves to those that they don’t. 
Another woman sits beside him, she leans in to kiss his cheek. He compliments her dress, and the woman blushes, happy that he still notices. While he is smiling, he notices the younger man enter the room. 
He watches as the younger man sits beside her, kissing her temple. She fusses with his tie, he laughs and shakes his head at her, as if to say You’ll never change. The younger man swats her hand away as she reaches to swipe a stray hair back from his forehead.
She laughs, and he notices although he is supposed to be listening to the woman beside him. It’s not that he wants her anymore, he doesn’t. The idea of being with her is so distant and stale to him, he can barely remember the feeling. He’s happy, he has someone who was meant for him. But there is something about her that will always make him pause.
 More come to the table. Some they’ve known for awhile, some they’ve met just because of this time. Everyone around them smiles at them separately, one smile for him, one for her. They are separate islands, only the fraying borders reminding them that they were once close.
 
Sometimes I do this, watch them, because I’m afraid to become like them, but also afraid that they’ll slip away if I don’t watch for awhile.
I stand outside the restaurant, waiting for my friend to arrive before I enter. Any interaction they shared is now distracted by the bustling people around them, a distant memory already in their minds. 
I hear him coming up behind me, his arms grab me from behind as he leans me into him and hugs me. He knows what I’m doing, he kisses my shoulder blade as I savor these last few moments. He’s ready for what’s next, he’s been ready. But it’s those two inside the restaurant that made me hesitate. As I watch them for a little longer, he kisses my neck, trails upward to my ear, and then once more on the corner of my eye. He sighs in my ear, making a chain with his arms that knot at my stomach. After one more glance at the two, I pull my gaze away and turn my head slightly to look at him. 
With a cute smile, (man, he’s adorable) he pecks me once on the lips and pulls me around, turning my back to the two. We kiss for a minute, the traffic noise morphing from the busy sharp sounds into just a soft hum in the background. 
After we pull away, I reach up to hug him. He’s taller than I am, thank God, so I can wear heels around him as much as I want without feeling like a tall ostrich beside him. As I let go of his neck, he kisses my forehead. I turn back towards the restaurant, the moment I had observed now long gone.  The two were leaning away from each other, talking to complete opposite ends of the room. As much as they made me hesitate, they also helped me say yes. I hold Luke’s hand, and together we walk toward the restaurant. We walk inside, and I instantly see them again.
It’s been fifteen years since my parents have sat so close, fifteen years since they sat together in our living room and told me they were getting a divorce. The woman beside my dad, my stepmother, smiles at me as I enter with Luke holding my hand. The guy beside my mom, my not-so-little brother, high-fives Luke and smiles at me. I sit down, and start to enjoy my rehearsal dinner, the cold diamond feeling more like home than it ever has.
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Hannah Turner is currently an English major at Auburn University. In heart though, she’s still in Atlanta the best city in the South. Her stories have been published in numerous print and online journals, and she is slowly constructing a writing website to display all of her work. 
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A New Flash Fiction Contest

We all deal with relationships.  There are relationships between friends, colleagues and lovers.  The flash fiction stories you will find here on the Pittsburgh Flash Fiction Gazette are about relationships.  Especially relationships between men and women, boyfriends and girlfriends and husbands and wives; but The Gazette deals with more than just the relationships.  The Gazette deals with, how does the flash fiction writer bring these relationships to life.

Flash fiction captures a very short period in time in life when something important happens.  The best flash fiction implies what went on before the story began and implies what may happen after the story ends.  It’s a beautiful thing…

The Old Soldier is proud of getting his MFA in fiction writing from the University of Pittsburgh in 2006 at the age of 59.  Yes, I graduated from Boyce Campus, Community College of Allegheny County in the 70s; but to be accepted at Pitt as a second semester sophomore nearly 30 years later and to go on to be accepted in the graduate program was a dream come true.  Sometimes dreams do come true.  It was flash fiction that got me into the grad program.  Never doubt that flash fiction is a true art form.

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Why Do We Read Flash Fiction?

I think short stories are a way for humanity to keep an informal record of itself. We want to know where we have been and maybe where we might be going; this helps to give us some sense of control over our destiny. But things are pretty crazy now. Events overwhelm us. We suffer from information overload. So many things should have been done yesterday; but we still need our short stories. They help keep us sane, human. It’s just that now there’s even less time for reading stories then there was twenty years ago. And we still want our stories to tell us something about the human condition even if it’s something small. Stories still must have a protagonist and something must be at stake; and something must be different at the end.

This is why we read flash fiction. This is why it’s a great time to write flash fiction.

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Blogging: Don’t Let Tags Ruin Your Blog

Should Your Blog Accept Submissions

Don’t forget to enter the Open Contest at the top of the page.  The prize is $15.00.

The Contest Is Open!

Hello, hello, hello my brother and sister bloggers and writers.  The Old Soldier couldn’t wait for the regular Thursday edition of The Gazette to make this announcement.  The contest is open.  If you write flash fiction this contest is for you.

Now the Old Soldier has worked out all the details and put them under the Open Contest tab at the top of the page.  If you write flash fiction, very short stories, micro fiction, hint fiction, post card fiction or mini fiction, winning this contest will look pretty good on your resume whether you’re a new writer or a veteran writer.

Let The Gazette be your home for articles on blogging and writing and your home for some of the best flash fiction on the web.

This is the Old Soldier reporting from Pittsburgh.

Money For Your Flash Fiction

It’s the Old Soldier here with the Tuesday edition of The Gazette.  The Old Soldier is brimming with new ideas.  The Gazette is already one of the best flash fiction publications on the web.  The Gazette is about flash fiction.  It’s about blogging and it’s about writing.  What a combination.

Well, for a long time I’ve been contemplating some kind of contest for flash fiction writers.  The Old Soldier is putting the finishing touches on the contest and the official announcement will be made in a few of days.  So, if you write flash fiction keep an eye out for the details.  One thing I know for sure.  To enter the contest you got to have a PayPal account.  So I can send you your money.

The next edition of The Gazette will be published on Thursday.  

Tell all your blogger and writer friends about the new contest in town.  Just wait for the official announcement.

Meeting Rachel’s Family

“Uncle Bobby,” Rachel said, “this is Jeff Hollister.”

It was a hot, sunny Saturday afternoon in Pittsburgh and the vast back lawn was full of people. Uncle Bobby shook my hand and then put a protective arm over Rachel’s shoulders. Uncle Bobby had a big belly. The three of us talked for a while and then Uncle Bobby said to me, “So, Rachel tells me you’re looking for a new apartment.”

I glanced at Rachel and said, “I think I’m going to need more room.”

“Jeff, there’s Mother.”

As we walked over to meet Mrs. Bloomberg I looked around at all the people. One very pregnant woman sat in a lawn chair under the shade of a tree. She was fanning herself with an oriental style fan. A tall, skinny redheaded man in a multi-colored shirt and white shorts bent over her with a paper plate full of food. She smiled up at him and took the plate of food.

“Well,” Mrs Bloomberg said to Rachel, “I finally get to meet your new gentleman friend.”

“Mother, this is Jeff Hollister.”

“Yes,” Mrs Bloomberg said, looking me over. I wore white deck shoes with no socks, white painter’s overalls with the cuffs rolled up and an old gray short sleeve jersey. A rubber band held my dark brown hair back in a long pony tail. “Rachel didn’t tell me you owned a yacht, Mr. Hollister.”

“I wish.”

“Rachel, dear, please find your father and tell him he simply must come out and help me with this mob. I can’t do it all alone and I don’t want him and his cronies fouling up the house with those awful smelling cigars. They can watch baseball any time.” Rachel gave me a look and then left. Mrs. Bloomberg turned to me and said, “Who wants to watch a last place team anyway?” She smiled.

Mrs. Bloomberg was tall and slim. She wore a sleeveless, shimmering blue long dress. She was the only woman wearing a long dress. She had clear, dark brown eyes. Her skin was unblemished and nearly unlined. She didn’t appear to be sweating. Taking my left arm, she began to walk me around the vast, well-kept lawn.

“Tell me a little about yourself, Mr. Hollister.”

Teenagers splashed about in the in-ground swimming pool. The smell of grilling meat floated in the warm air. A volleyball game was going on. Many of the adults stood around laughing, talking and drinking.

“I teach composition and literature at the community college.”

“Yes.”

“I’d like to move on to a four-year institution.”

“Yes.”

“I’m thirty-four. I hope one day to run a little book shop of my own.”

“Children?”

“No children.”

Several people had approached to talk to her, but by some signal I could not detect she had let them know she was not to be disturbed.

She said, “Rachel is my youngest. I assume she has informed you of the unhappiness caused by her previous marriage, a most unsuitable match.”

I felt guilty…

The next day, Sunday, Rachel and I went to visit friends. I drove. The sky was bright blue and the air was warm.

“It’s beautiful out this way,” Rachel said.

Pennsylvania farm land rolled by on both sides of the highway. There were cows munching and horses grazing and acres and acres of corn. Anthony and Christine Johnson lived just outside of Harrisburg. Tony was my best friend. I parked in his driveway.

“Hello hello hello,” Tony called to us as he came down his modest front lawn. In the driveway he and I bear hugged each other. And then he turned to Rachel and said, “Rachel, welcome back.” They hugged and kissed each other on the cheek. Tony said, “Christine and little Brandon are out back. Rachel, you look great, girl. Jeff must be good for you.”

“We’ll see how good he is.”

Later, Tony and I went down into the game room. We sat at the short bar sipping bottled beer. An Alicia Keys CD played softly in the background. I looked around. He and Christine had done a lot of remodeling.

Tony said, “I’m getting this vibe. Is everything okay between you and Rachel?”

I took a long pull on my beer. I swore him to secrecy. And then I told him.

“Rachel’s pregnant.”

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Obsessed With Breasts

It’s the Old Soldier with the Monday edition of The Gazette for all my brother and sister bloggers and writers.  Snow, snow, snow.  And it’s just February.  At many places on the sidewalk there is nothing but a foot path.  I went out and got a tomato, a half-gallon of %2 white milk, a quart of chocolate milk and a green pepper and came right back to the apartment.  The little grocery store was only five blocks away.  Man, could I use a six-pack of cold sixteen ounce cans of beer right now; but the Old Soldier is on a fixed budget and will have to wait until next week for the suds.  The nectar of the gods will taste all the better.

I always like to remind everyone that The Gazette is always looking for writers to publish.  There’s a Submissions tab at the top of the page.  The Gazette likes stories that capture life.  Tell your friends about The Gazette.  Let The Gazette be your flash fiction home on the web…

Why are men obsessed with womens’ breasts?  You really don’t expect me to answer that question, do you?  I’ve fondled my fair share of breasts in my time.  Female breasts were the inspiration for the following story.

Boobs

It was a rainy March night in Pittsburgh. I sat with a female friend in a bar at a table at the big window that looked out on Forbes Avenue near the campus of the University of Pittsburgh. She and I had been drinking and now we were waiting for our wings, celery and blue cheese dressing, you know, to sober up a little before class. We were both in our early forties and worked steady jobs and we were taking the same night class at Pitt. It was Friday and we were prepared for class and neither of us had to get up early Saturday. So we could afford to get a little drunk. I was single but had my eye on a classmate I hoped to hookup with soon and my friend had been dating a new man several months now.

“Boobs,” my friend said. “What the hell is it with all you men about boobs?”

“What?”

“Don’t you know there’s more to a woman than just her breasts?”

Her breasts were large and for her age they looked pretty firm and still sat up relatively high. I said, “Lover boy working them over pretty good, huh?”

“I think I’m a cup size larger.”

“Well, maybe you’re just pregnant.”

She suddenly got quiet. I was just joking around. The waitress brought our wings.

“Everything all right here?” the waitress asked. I looked at my friend. She was staring out into the rainy night. A “Little Help From My Friends” by Joe Cocker was playing on the jukebox. There was a nice crowd, mainly undergrads, in the place.

“Another pitcher of beer,” I said. The waitress left. I said to my friend, “I was joking.”

She said, “I am pregnant. He doesn’t know it yet.” She looked at me. “Now what do I do?”

“Stop drinking alcohol?”

“Smart ass. You know what I mean.”

“Yes, I know what you mean.”

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A Winter Time Love Story

Snow, snow and more snow.  All right.  When you’re given a lemon you make lemonade out of it.  The Old Soldier has a love story for you that takes place in the winter time in Pittsburgh.  Don’t let the snow get you down.  If you’re a blogger or a flash fiction writer, seek out your muse.  Let the snow inspire you to create.  Create when you’re hungry.  Create when you’re lonely.  Create when you don’t know where your next beer is coming from.  Create when you’re snowed in…Let the Pittsburgh Flash Fiction Gazette be your muse.  Look at all the stuff on this blog.

Blogging and writing are the opposite sides of the same coin.  Tell your friends about The Gazette.  Here you will find words that capture life on the page.  The next edition of The Gazette will be published on Monday.

Pittsburgh Confidential

Al Evans was forty-eight years old, a bachelor, and he should have known better. He and Catherine Dunne sat on the sofa in his apartment on Walnut Street. She wore a demure beige dress with black sheer pantyhose. Her socks in her winter boots sat on the mat just inside the door. She drew her legs up under her and took the small, black velvet covered box Al held out to her. She had two teenage sons and a hopelessly alcoholic husband in Philadelphia. Catherine was staying in Pittsburgh for a short time with Al’s brother and sister-in-law. Catherine opened the box.

“Al, it’s beautiful.”

“It’s pure gold.”

He watched her face. She looked around the neat but sparsely furnished living room, then back down at the delicate heart and very, very thin chain set against the red cloth.

“I can’t accept this.”

“No?”

She closed the box and put it on the side table next to her pack of cigarettes and roll of breath mints. She slid into his lap and put her arms around his neck.

“Let’s not think about it,” she said. “I told Holly I wouldn’t be back until later this evening. Let’s not think about anything at all. I just want to forget. Al, make me forget.”

“All right.”

“We’ll be sinful and happy.”

“All right.”

“We’re both adults.”

“Good.”

“We’re not hurting anyone if no one finds out.”

The next two days snow fell in gentle flurries. On the third day Al was invited to dinner by his brother and sister-in-law who lived in one of the best neighborhoods in the city. It was Sunday and an unexpected chance to see Catherine again. Everyone sat at the dining room table.

“Cathy,” Holly said, “would you like to say the blessing?”

“Go on,” Mark said. “You’re the guest, but I just can’t picture Holly as a barefoot hippie with flowers in her hair.”

“Well it was San Fran twenty-five years ago,” Catherine said. “At least Holly got her degree. I dropped out my junior year. But someone else had better say the blessing.”

“Let Uncle Al say it,” Nicky said. She was fifteen.

“He’s an atheist,” Holly said.

“No I’m not.”

“Are you an atheist, Al?” Catherine asked.

“Not at all.”

“He doesn’t believe in anything,” Holly said.

“Yes I do.”

“He’s all right,” Mark said. “I’ll say the blessing.” A few minutes later Mark said, “Cathy, you’re not eating.”

“I don’t seem to have an appetite.”

Al looked at her plate. He saw her glance up at the dining room wall clock. After dinner he finally got a few moments alone with Catherine down in the game room.

“Al, please.”

“What’s wrong?”

“I’m a guest here.”

“I want to kiss you.”

“Honey, please, not here.”

During the week, Catherine went three times to visit Al at his apartment. Al wondered if Mark or Holly suspected anything. Catherine had left her sons in the care of an aunt. If Catherine’s husband hadn’t gone on another bender Holly wouldn’t have invited Catherine to Pittsburgh and Al would not have been introduced to her. If snow hadn’t stranded Catherine downtown one day while she shopped she wouldn’t have accepted a ride from Al and wound up in his apartment. If over the years Catherine and Holly had not kept in touch Holly wouldn’t have known Catherine’s family had relocated from California to Pennsylvania to be near Catherine’s ailing parents; but Catherine had dreaded flying to Pennsylvania and she was also afraid to drive in snow. Any snow.

Al wanted to be able to kiss Catherine in front of Mark and Holly. He wanted Catherine to be able to accept any gift he gave her. He wanted Catherine never to have to leave Pittsburgh, again…

“When are you leaving?”

“Probably Saturday.”

“I don’t want you to leave.”

“I don’t want to go.”

It was the following Sunday after the dinner at Mark and Holly’s. Church bells were ringing. Al and Catherine walked up the walkway of the Fifth Avenue entrance to the Cathedral of Learning of the University of Pittsburgh. The campus was deserted. Al wore his old army fatigue jacket with the yellow and black patch of the First Cavalry Division on the right shoulder, the horse’s head facing to the rear. Al’s gold captain’s bars, a pair on each epaulet, were only slightly tarnished. A brown muffler hung down from around his neck. He walked with his gloveless hands in the pockets of the jacket.

He and Catherine were bare headed, his closely cut hair thinning with lots of gray in it. Catherine wore sunglasses and kept pulling strands of her shoulder length auburn hair from across her face. She had on sleek black leather gloves and an ankle length dark brown mink coat. Her black leather boots were stacked mid-heels cut low just above the ankles. The boots looked expensive and very fashionable. Al heard water from the melting snow running into the sewers. The sunshine was harsh and all the hedges and the trees were bare.

“Then come back,” Al said. “Come back and marry me.”

They turned to the right and walked on.

“I make good wages,” he said. “The past ten years I’ve religiously saved ten percent of my income. I have a couple of investments. I’m sure your boutique would do well in Squirrel Hill or Shadyside. With our combined incomes the boys would have nothing to worry about.”

“And my husband?”

“Do you love him?”

A flock of pigeons flew overhead. She looked up and watched until the pigeons flew out of sight. She and Al walked down several steps, a thin black railing between them, and strolled to the left toward Forbes Avenue.

“We’ve slept in separate rooms nearly six years now,” she said. “Usually he’s drunk or hung over or just too damn sick.”

“Do you love him?”

“I did once.”

“Do you think you could love me?”

“You want all that responsibility?”

“Yes.”

“Are you always so willing to risk what you have to get what you want?”

“What do I have?”

“Your freedom.”

“It doesn’t feel like freedom.”

They faced each other and waited for the red light to change so they could cross the avenue; but the light seemed to be stuck. Catherine’s hair was alive in the wind.

He said, “I feel good when I’m with you. You don’t diminish me. You add to me. I want to be with you.”

She smiled up at him.

“What?” he said.

“You want to make an honest woman out of me.”

“Hey, that’s the kind of man I am.”…

On Monday Al took a sick day off from work. He had to think things through. He cleaned his apartment. It didn’t need to be cleaned. He had to think things through. That afternoon he phoned his sister-in-law.

“She’s gone?”

“Her bus is scheduled to leave in half an hour.”…

Al parked the low slung red sports car and ran to the terminal. Passengers had not yet boarded the bus to Philadelphia. Catherine was not at the ticket counter, either. He stood in the main area and looked around. He felt panic rising inside of him. He strode into the women’s room.

“Catherine! Catherine!”

No one was in the stalls and the three women at the mirrors above the sinks stopped talking and stared at him. “Get out of here,” one of them said to him. He ran out and ran to the magazine, paperback book and candy alcove. He started running toward the street doors when he saw her through the glass of the cafeteria. She sat at a little table, sipping from a white porcelain cup as she stared at nothing…

“Hi,” he said.

She looked up at him, and then put the cup down in its saucer. Three half smoked lipstick stained cigarettes were crushed out in the black plastic ashtray sitting on the table. A dull black purse with a long strap sat on the table. The purse looked to be made of soft, real leather. She wore an ordinary long coat. The small cafeteria was crowded. He sat down in the other chair at the table.

“You have no right,” she whispered. “You have no right.”

“You’re the finest woman I know.”

“I have a husband, two sons and a boutique to run. And if I’m the finest woman you know…What I did with you is adultery.”

“Marry me.”

“Darling, if I broke up my home it would always be between us.”

“We’ll make a new home. A much, much better home.”

“There’s more to life than love.”

“Is there?”

“I won’t be back.”

The public address system began to announce the departure for Philadephia and all points in between. They sat looking at each other.

She said, “That’s me.”

She stood up and slung the long strap of the purse over her right shoulder. He looked up at her. He did not believe this was happening. It could not be happening. He stood up.

She said, “Al, I do love you. Heaven knows I love you. I’ll always love you.”

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