Writers: Seeking The Truth Of Experience

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When we writers write, we are doing more than just stringing words together.  We are doing nothing less than recording what it is to be human.  We are trying to capture life.  This is an honorable task.

So, if you are a writer, be proud of being a writer.  No matter at what level of skill you are at, what you are doing is important.

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Hello, my brother and sister readers and writers.  Hello, students at Pitt and CMU.  This is the Old Soldier blogging near the University of Pittsburgh.

It’s around 9:30 PM and the Old Soldier is stretched out on the sofa, jotting in a notebook.  The television is on, tuned to Public Television.  A show is on about the beginning of the human species.  That’s how I got the idea that writers record what it is to be human.

Let this blog be your home for writing and all things flash fiction.

What Happens When A Husband Cannot Make His Wife Cum?

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Okay.  We got ourselves a good topic here; but remember, this blog is about writing short stories.  So, what happens in a short story when a husband cannot make his wife cum?  This situation is a great situation for a short story writer.  Let’s say the couple is very much in love.

We are talking drama here, people.

Let’s turn up the heat.  The wife wants to have orgasms with her husband.  Her desire for passionate sex is one of the reasons why she got married; but she married her husband because she thought he was a good man and he loved her.  No, they did not have sex before marriage.  She’s an old fashion girl.

This is a great story line.

The point of this posts is that short stories are about drama.  The higher the drama the more intense the reading experience for the reader.  Now don’t get me wrong.  Every story you write cannot be high drama.  Most of the stories you write will be low drama.  Most of the stories that I write are low drama.

Just internalize the fact that fiction is drama.  No drama, you don’t have a story.

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Hello, Pitt students.  I know you are back in Oakland.  Great.  Check out my blog.  Keep reading flash fiction and those of you who are writers keep writing.

Writing: Dealing With Everyday Life

 

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We writers are human, too.  Here’s a look behind the scenes of what the Old Soldier is up to this very minute.

I just got finished eating pork and beans with ground meat and a lot of hot sauce.  I’ve been drinking beer.  I had a six-pack in the refrigerator and I like nothing better than to drink beer with a meal.

The 24/7 news station is on the radio and I have some large photos of a nude woman, the last nude woman who I took photos of, from about five years ago spread out on the low table in my living room/kitchenette.  Every once in a while as I blog I get up and look at the photos.  In some strange way they are an inspiration to me.  They make me feel more connected with life.  They help me to blog.  I can’t explain why, but they do.  I’ve included one of my favorite poses in this post.

In a few minutes I’ll finish this post and go for a walk to pick up a free, local newsweekly that covers local politics and culture.  Sometimes I get an idea for a commentary by reading this weekly.  Then I’ll come back and make a phone call or two about applying for Medicare.

That’s what everyday life is like for this writer.

Looking For A Few Good Writers To Publish

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The Pittsburgh Flash Fiction Gazette has published dozens of short stories by Guest Writers.  Discovering and showcasing flash fiction talents is the best thing about my job as editor and publisher of the most dynamic flash fiction magazine on the internet.  Why do I think this magazine is dynamic?

You will find a running commentary on life and the world we live in.  You will find useful articles on blogging and writing.  You will find photo studies of the nude female form.  And you will find some of the best erotic, mainstream and literary flash fiction being published today.

I don’t think you will find this mix anywhere else.  Don’t take my word for it.  Explore the blog.  And if you are a writer and want to be part of the excitement, the Submissions tab is at the top of the page.

Keep reading and keep writing.  This is the Old Soldier blogging out of North Oakland near the University of Pittsburgh.

Fiction: The Sanctuary by Guy Hogan

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Scott Delaney and Dave Bowman sat on high stools and drank mugs of beer at the bar in The Sanctuary which was near the main campus of the University of Pittsburgh.  This was before The Sanctuary went out of business.  It was Thursday afternoon.  Scattered among the stools and tables were several customers drinking, laughing and talking.  Some were eating.  One read The Pittsburgh Press.  Another did homework.  Over the sound system came music from a radio station that specialized in rock from the sixties and seventies.  That night was beer blast night at The Sanctuary which meant two skins at the door and two bits for each small plastic cup of beer there after.  Scott was going to return later that night.  He always enjoyed beer blast night.  He was thirty five and had just found a new job.  It wasn’t much of a job but it was a job.  He started Monday.

“They’re two totally different crowds,” his friend Dave Bowman was saying.  Anyone could see the friend lifted weights.  “Here I never knew what to expect.  You get a really mixed crowd here.  I’d walk up to someone and tell him he had to leave.”

“‘Who the hell are you?’ he’d say.”

“I’m the bouncer.”

“‘Oh, yeah.’”  Dave grabbed his crotch.  “‘Well bounced this!’”

“Across the street,” Dave went on, “it’s kiddie land.  Mommy and Daddy foot all the bills and gave them a new car for high school graduation.  I doubt if half of them have ever even seen a fight let alone been in one.  So, one night I’m off duty drinking at the bar.  You should’ve been there.  Four paddy wagons took a shit load of them out for underage drinking.  All false IDs.  No way for the doorman to tell.  They have them printed up professionally.”  Dave swiveled slowly on his stool away from the bar and looked around.  He said, “Man, you don’t know how much I miss this place.”

The End  

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Young Love (A Short Story) www.authspot.com/Short-Stories/Young-Love.634887

The Best In Erotic Flash Fiction

Yes, the Old Soldier likes to boast about the erotica on this blog.  And why not?  The sexy stories published here have been given the same attention to characterization, description, dialogue, locale and the other elements of good writing that go into much longer short stories.

These sexy stories should be taught at the University of Pittsburgh and Carnegie Mellon University.  I’m serious.  Good writing is good writing; but don’t take my word for it.  See for yourself.

Sexy stories are all over the blog; but a good place to start would be the Sexy Stories tab at the top of the page.

Keep reading and keep writing.

Caramel Ice Cream & A New Day Of Blogging

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The Old Soldier has a bucket of caramel ice cream in the freezer.  Who says just because it’s 9:30 AM you can’t eat ice cream.  I sure don’t.  I’ve got several posts planned for you today.  The Old Soldier is feeling pretty chipper.  While I work on the new posts why don’t you explore the blog and keep reading flash fiction stories and keep writing.

Enjoy Some Flash Fiction Stories Tonite

There are all kinds of flash fiction stories on this blog: literary, mainstream, erotic and porn.  Explore the site.  I’m sure one visit will not be enough.  I’m the Old Soldier, your guide.

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Well, this is the last day of August and the Pittsburgh Flash Fiction Gazette has over 2,400 hits for the month.  That’s a good sign that the blog could reach 3,00 hits for September.  Thank all of you for your support.

Don’t Be Afraid To Write Flash Fiction

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When I first started writing short stories I wrote short stories of regular length, between 2,00 to 5,000 words.  When I first became interested in writing flash fiction I thought, How in hell am I going to write a short story of around 1,000 words that makes sense let alone is interesting to read?

That my friends is the dilemma of the newbie flash fiction writer.

Never fear.  If you are new at writing flash fiction, here is some advice that I hope you will find useful: write about some small event that has importance to one or more characters.  That event can be a first kiss, leaving home for the first time, a first job, being fired from a job, finding out someone is in love, joining the army, keeping someone’s trust, some small act that proves friendship or love or loyalty…you see where I’m going with this?

Now surely you can right about some small act that has great importance to somebody and do it in around 900 words.

Keep reading flash fiction stories and keep writing.

How To Become A Successful Blogger

Do you want to be a successful blogger?  You can be.  I’m a successful blogger.  I can tell you what I have learned after more than six years of blogging.  The Pittsburgh Flash Fiction Gazette is not my first blog; but it is my most successful blog.  I deleted the other ones.

The first thing you must do to become a successful blogger is to have an income that has nothing to do with blogging, because most bloggers never make a living from blogging.  I don’t make a living from this blog.  Social security and a pension from a supermarket chain keep me afloat.  I will become eligible for a generous military pension later this year.

I do consider myself a successful blogger.  I had over 2,000 hits for last month and the blog is finally in a position to get 3,000 hits this month.  That’s success.  If I can ever push the number of hits up to 5,000 a month I will make a little money every month from links, a donation button and an ebook that are already on the site.  How much is a little money?  $10.00.  That’s more success than 97% of all bloggers.  Who knows.  Maybe I can push the monthly hits up to 10,000 a month.  Then I might make $20.00 a month and I would be a bigger success.  If I keep learning about blogging and keep getting better maybe, just maybe one day I will make $100 a month from blogging.

If you have been paying attention you realize that blogging will not make you rich.  That’s why you need an income that has nothing to do will blogging.

You cannot blog about your life.  No one wants to read about your life unless you’re a celebrity; but you can blog about something that you are passionate about.  Because if you are passionate about it, you better believe there are other people out there who are passionate about it, too.

Do you have a pet?  Let’s say it’s a cat.  Make yourself an authority on cats.  That means you seek out everything you can find about cats.  My blog is about writing flash fiction stories.  I got an MFA in fiction writing in 2006.  I won a fellowship that was worth at least $60,000 that paid for the MFA.  I am an authority on fiction writing.  I’m not saying you have to get a degree to become an authority on cats; but you do have to do a lot more than just observe your cat and write about the cats.  A lot of bloggers don’t get this

Your blog also has to be unique.  This blog is about writing flash fiction.  There is no doubt about that.  But how many blogs do you know about writing flash fiction that publish mainstream, literary, erotic and porn flash fiction stories on them?  How many have articles about writing and blogging on them?  How many have commentaries about society and sexuality on them?  How many have photos of nude women on them?  I don’t know of any.

I think that makes this site unique.  You want your blog to be unique.

So, that’s how you become a successful blogger.  And who knows.  You may become a much more successful blogger than the Old Soldier.

Keep reading flash fiction stories and keep writing.

Looking For Greens And Good Writing Ideas

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It’s another sunny, warm day around 10:00 AM and the Old Soldier is hungry.  I don’t want what I have in the apartment.  I want something different.  So, I think I’ll take a nice walk to Bloomfield (Pittsburgh’s “Little Italy”) and pick up a couple of cans of Glory Greens at the supermarket.  I have never tasted greens out of a can that tasted so good.  There’s collard greens, kale and spinach.  The greens are perfectly seasoned.  You just heat and eat.  I have meat in the refrigerator to add to the greens.

And I think I’ll pick me up another six-pack of beer at Armands in Bloomfield.  They have the biggest first sandwich in the city.  But I’ve got plenty of food.  I don’t need to spend money on food.  Actually, buying beer at Armands means I won’t be going to karaoke this Friday at Del’s.

So, I’ll sit at the bar in Armands, maybe have a draft or two and scribble in my notebook and see if I can come up with something to blog about. 

Keep reading flash fiction stories and keep writing.

Fiction: Black Dust by Leslie Lintner

I reckon that God’s just punishing us. Not sure what we did, but I’m pretty sure whatever it was, it made Him mad. Those government men said it was because we didn’t manage our land properly; said we needed to practice soil conservation. Sure don’t know how we can do that…We can’t get nothing’ to grow! 

 
Frank got up and decided he needed to make sure he could find his way from the barn to the house the next time the blizzard comes. Last week, he got lost between the chicken pen and the house. I asked him why he was just puttin’ up one to the barn. Told me it was because there wasn’t enough wire left to do both. Maybe he should stay away from the chicken pen. 
 
Frank’s worried about this year’s crop. Really, can’t even call it that since it has just about blown away. Me, I’m not worried ‘cause things can’t get any worse. Well, maybe that is not so ‘cause I am expectin’ again. Frank doesn’t realize we’re beaten yet. He still has hope. Hope however is sparse in my heart since Lucy was born. Lucille was a beautiful angel with golden hair that hung in ringlets around her tiny heart-shaped face. She was such a good baby. God took her back a few months ago. Maybe she was just too pretty to waste here in this dreadful, dusty, dirty place. 
 
We thought everything would be alright; Lucy gave us hope. It wasn’t ‘til I realized she never cried that I knew something’ was wrong. The Doc told us to make sure we kept her cradle covered when the blizzards rolled in, but it was so hot. We were roastin’ in the cabin and puttin’ her inside a tent seemed like a real bad thing to do. I just held on to her and sang while the wind pushed sand and dust through all of the nooks and crannies. She never even coughed, not once.
 
 Then one day, she started to look funny. I could hear her breath and feel the gurgle in her chest while she worked to suck in air. My beautiful Lucy died a couple weeks later. Just went to sleep and didn’t wake up. We couldn’t even bury her until a week later ‘cause one of the biggest blizzards ever blew. I stopped prayin’ about the same time. Seems like a real waste of my time. He is either not listening or there are just too many people askin’ for help. I suppose we can only rely on ourselves. 
 
On account of this new babe, I was thinking real hard about what it would take to keep the dust out. Emma, my neighbor used flour paste on the walls in the cracks and around the windows. I have a couple of bags of flour, but I thought I might need them if we have another bad harvest. Didn’t want to waste them, but I am thinking maybe I’ll go ahead and use them: give this new babe a chance. I also bought a muslin sheet. Frank thinks I am crazy for spending so much money, but I am going to use it to make a tent around the cradle just like the Doc said. This time I’ll do it no matter how hot it is. Thinkin’ I’ll wet them before I hang them up. They might work better that way. 
 
Frank thinks I am really fragile since Lucy passed. He tries not to talk to me about things; thinks I’m gonna break. I know he is tryin’ not to let me know how bad things are, but I know. Suppose I should tell him about this new babe. Poor Frank, it will just be another mouth for him to feed. Maybe he‘ll be happy. I’ll tell him at dinner.
 
 Not much for dinner. Still have a jack rabbit I can turn into stew. Probably not too bad tasting, skinned him yesterday. Those damn things, they’re pesky critters. I feel sorry for them though. They’re just as hungry and as we are. Nothin’ left for them to eat. At least they know when to leave. I guess we’re dumber than the jack rabbits.
I wonder when we’ll get a chance at that new deal President‘s been talkin‘ about? Maybe they’ll help us move to California. I hear it is so beautiful there: it actually rains. ‘Course Frank will probably want to stay put. This was his Daddy’s land. But rain, maybe he’d like to feel the rain hit his cheeks again while he’s looking up into those beautiful, fluffy white clouds. It sounds like heaven. Maybe Lucy is there. 
 
I can hear Frank now, he is yellin’ and runnin’ towards the cabin. The black dust is coming…
 
The End
 
Bio: Leslie is a 44-year-old full-time student at OSU and resides in Albany, Oregon. She is studying English and Education and hope to teach writing to children after obtaining her Bachelor’s Degree and teaching certificate.

The Computer As Friend And Source Of Freedom

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Where would we writers be without our computers?  Or maybe some of us are stuck at home and the computer allows us to interact with other people.  The Old Soldier is a senior citizen with a limited income.  My life would be a very dull life without this blog.  Our computers open up the world to us.  We can stay connected.

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Hello, my brother and sister readers and writers.  It’s around 8:30 AM and another blogging day has begun.  So, go about your day and check in every so often as the Old Soldier keeps up a steady commentary on life and the world we live in.

Keep reading flash fiction stories and keep writing.

Pittsburgh, Nudes And Flash Fiction

The title of this post is a pretty good description of what you get when you read this blog.  The blog is located in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.  Publishing photos of female nudes is part of the editorial policy; and the flash fiction story is the reason why I started publishing this magazine three years ago.

Hello, I’m the Old Soldier blogging out of North Oakland near the University of Pittsburgh.  Brianna Frost Hogan, my niece who is a web-cam stripper, was my inspiration for adding the nude female form to what was other wise a pretty cut and dry publication about writing and being a writer.

There is a post about Brianna on the Home Page of this blog with a link to some of her old videos.  So, enjoy your visit.  Check out the content, the links and the photos.

Keep reading flash fiction stories and keep writing.

Looking For Short Story Ideas

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As soon as I post this I’m off to Sonny’s Tavern for a couple of beers.  This blogging takes up a lot of my time and I don’t come up with new short story ideas like I use to.  Of course, I’m not as involved in projects like I use to be.  When you’re in a rock and roll band or making Super 8 underground films you have a lot more to write about.

So now I go to bars looking for writing inspiration.  Some times I find it and some times I don’t.  Then my money runs out and I have to wait until the next social security and pension checks to arrive before I can socialize again.

Keep reading flash fiction stories and keep writing.

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