I suck on your clitoris
Soon comes your first moan
The Old Soldier thought he would end the year with a haiku and a salute to women.
How’s everyone doing? It’s around noon in Pittsburgh. The Old Soldier does not do the New Year’s Eve party routine. Too many crazy people. So, I’m going to go out for a six-pack of beer, come back and eat, do a little blogging and see if there is anything good on television. Plus I have a couple of good books to read that I checked out from the public library.
Last night was not so good. There was no karaoke at Sonny’s Tavern and the DJ at Del’s could not get the words up on the monitor. So I left.
I did pass out some Pittsburgh Flash Fiction Gazette business cards at Sonny’s to two guys. But waking up this morning I realized that I should be passing out business cards to women. Women like the PFF Gazette’s mixture of serious writing and brazen sexuality. Women make up the majority of the readers of this magazine. There is also another reason. Some time in 2012 I want to start featuring nude women of Pittsburgh in the PFF Gazette.
So when I pass out a business card to a woman I not only get a potential reader and guest writer. I also get a potential nude model.
Read. Study. Write.
- Erotic Pittsburgh (pittsburghflashfictiongazette.com)
- Writing: Stay The Course (pittsburghflashfictiongazette.com)
- Veteran’s Pension Benefits, Medicare & Sonny’s Tavern (pittsburghflashfictiongazette.com)