Poetry: I Want To Eat Your Pussy

Your eyes follow me

I suck on your clitoris

Soon comes your first moan

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The Old Soldier thought he would end the year with a haiku and a salute to women.

How’s everyone doing?  It’s around noon in Pittsburgh.  The Old Soldier does not do the New Year’s Eve party routine.  Too many crazy people.  So, I’m going to go out for a six-pack of beer, come back and eat, do a little blogging and see if there is anything good on television.  Plus I have a couple of good books to read that I checked out from the public library.

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Last night was not so good.  There was no karaoke at Sonny’s Tavern and the DJ at Del’s could not get the words up on the monitor.  So I left.

I did pass out some Pittsburgh Flash Fiction Gazette business cards at Sonny’s to two guys.  But waking up this morning I realized that I should be passing out business cards to women.  Women like the PFF Gazette’s mixture of serious writing and brazen sexuality.  Women make up the majority of the readers of this magazine.  There is also another reason.  Some time in 2012 I want to start featuring nude women of Pittsburgh in the PFF Gazette.

So when I pass out a business card to a woman I not only get a potential reader and guest writer.  I also get a potential nude model.

Read.  Study.  Write.

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Brianna Frost And A New Strategy To Promote The PFF Gazette

The photo included in this post is of my niece Brianna Frost Hogan, a webcam stripper with her own site and who makes a very good living, the inspiration for the Old Soldier making this magazine a publication of serious writing and brazen sexuality.

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It’s around 3:00 in the afternoon on a karaoke Friday.  The Old Soldier already has everything planned out.  First a stop at Sonny’s Tavern to do House of the Rising Sun and It’s My Life, both by The Animals and then up to Del’s to do Here I Go Again by Whitesnake and Wind of Change by the Scorpions. 

Actually, I just came back from Sonny’s.  Paul was there and Doug was behind the bar and Tim came in before I left.  There were a couple of other guys there, too.  Oh, and Victor came in before I left.

I was probably the oldest person there; but I’m living the Baby Boomer fantasy: plenty of time and just enough money to follow my fantasies of being a performance artist (karaoke) and the editor/publisher of the most dynamic flash fiction magazine anywhere.

You can’t beat that with a stick!

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The Old Soldier has hundreds of business cards that promote the Pittsburgh Flash Fiction Gazette in the drawer of his writing desk.  They’ve been there for around three or more years.  I pass them out haphazardly.  That kind of marketing for this magazine is all going to change.

Starting this weekend when I sing karaoke at Sonny’s and Del’s I will look for opportunities to pass out some of the cards, not in a pushy way but when I think someone might be open to being approached about the magazine.

And there is a new cafe opening between Sonny’s and Del’s which will let me do readings of my flash fiction stories.  The place wants poetry and spoken-word artists to perform for them.  I’ve already contacted them and they want me to perform.  I’m thinking about passing out flyers or the cards about the magazine.

Now I’ll have to be careful about which stories I read at the cafe.  I don’t want to get banned for reading the more sexually explicit stories that I have written; but I do want to inform people about the PFF Gazette.

That’s the new marketing strategy.

Read.  Study.  Write.

Turning Your Life Experience Into Flash Fiction Gold

There is no doubt in the Old Soldier’s mind that your life is full of good material for writing flash fiction.

It doesn’t matter if you’re rich or poor, old or young or male or female.  If you can write a clear sentence you can write flash fiction.

And this is the reason why.

The flash fiction short story has a basic form that is easy to learn.  This basic form does not change.  The form is simple.

The setup.  The buildup.  The payoff.

Or you can think of the form like this.

The introduction.  The body.  The resolution.

If a writer keeps this basic form in mind, writing flash fiction stories based on personal life experiences becomes an exciting journey of self discovery.

Read.  Study.  Write.

The flash fiction Submissions tab is at the top of the page.

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