Karaoke: The Concert Effect

Woman As Art

Woman As Art

A curious thing happened at Nico’s the last time I was there for karaoke on a Saturday night.  Nico’s is in Bloomfield (Little Italy).  It’s about a twenty-minute walk from my apartment building. 

I was sitting at the bar when the karaoke DJ called my name.  The bar was packed.  Karaoke takes place in the dinning room.  I left my seat at the bar and walked into the dinning room.  There had to be around 200 people in the dinning room.  The lights were down low.

I’d already sung two songs, standing off to the side to watch the lyrics on the monitor like every other singer, the singer’s back to much of the audience.

I took the cordless mic.  I was clean-shaven, had a bald head, was dressed in black, my signature bandana (black) around my head.  It was around midnight.  I had a bus to catch.  This would be my last song of the night.

We Gotta Get out of This Place

We Gotta Get out of This Place (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Since I knew the song by heart, I stood facing that large audience with my back to the monitor.  The audience gradually began to become quiet.  The bass intro of “We Gotta Get Out Of This Place” by The Animals began to rumble out of the sound system.

The Old Soldier slipped easily into his shaman persona and the show began…

At the last note of the song, the audience gave my performance enthusiastic applause.  The audience stared at me as I walked over to the DJ and his girlfriend (wife?), gave him the mic, said my thank yous to both of them (they sat silent in what seemed to be mild shock) and I walked quickly back into the bar to get my things to catch my bus.

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A Writer Hangs Out At Armands Bar In Little Italy

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Woman As Art

Yesterday, the Old Soldier stopped in at Armands Bar in Bloomfield (Little Italy) which is about a 15-minute walk from his apartment building here in Oakland in Pittsburgh. 

Several customers sat at the bar.  I sat between two customers, a man on my left and a woman on my right.  I knew the man.  He’s around my age (66).  He owns a popular bakery in the area.  I only knew the woman by sight.  It soon became obvious that she needed someone to talk to.

Her name was Georgia.  She told me she was 48.  Her 51-year-old boyfriend was in the hospital down the street.  He was going in for surgery within the hour.  He nearly died in his apartment because he got an infection, had not been taking his medicine for diabetes and had refused to stop drinking.  He drank a lot.

A few days ago, she walked in and found he had been in bed for days and was starving to death.

Little Italy

Little Italy (Photo credit: Mike_fleming)

She was behind in her own rent.  She was going to school (I didn’t ask her for what or where) but because of several previous DUIs (driving under the influence) convictions and several other minor infractions with the law the school was now holding up her grant money even though she needed just two months to graduate.

I guess the school had some how found out about her record. 

Now, Georgia didn’t know what she was going to do.  She told me that she didn’t think she would be at the hospital long and she would see me in a little while if I was still at Armands.

I ordered another draft.  Watched the traffic on sunny Liberty Avenue through the window.  Got myself a six-pack of beer and left.

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Old Photos Of A Naked Girlfriend

Photos of my love
She sits with legs wide open
We were both so young

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The Pittsburgh Flash Fiction Gazette is a blog for readers and writers who appreciate serious writing and brazen sexuality in the same publication.  The Old Soldier blogs near the University of Pittsburgh.

Ladies And Gentlemen, Spice Up Your Reading With Sex

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Woman As Art

Here at the Pittsburgh Flash Fiction Gazette, erotica is alive and well.

Hello hello hello, all my brother and sister readers and writers from all over the world!  The high will be around 70 degrees with off and on sunshine today in Pittsburgh.  Can you believe it?  Spring has finally sprung.

The Old Soldier is about to enjoy a nice walk in the sunshine to Armands Bar in Bloomfield (Little Italy) for a couple of draft beers and to pick up a six-pack of beer.

But before I leave I just want to let you know that if you enjoy reading erotica, if you are sexually adventurous in you reading, you are going to love this blog.  Why do I think you will love this blog?  Because it is a blog not only of the libido but also of the intellect.

You know you can’t beat that with a stick!

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The Old Soldier blogs near the University of Pittsburgh.

Karaoke And A Late-Night Addiction To Talk Radio

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Woman As Art

The Old Soldier made sure to sleep in his bed last night and not doze on the sofa drinking beer and listening to talk radio from 1:00 a.m. to 5:00 a.m.  This is a bad habit that I need to break.

It seems to me that talk radio is divided into two political agendas: conservative and liberal.  The talk-show hosts love hitting the latest hot-botton issues in order to get their listeners fired up so that they call in.

The listener who agrees with the host is made to feel welcomed.  The caller who does not agree with the host is put-down.

For a little while, I thought I might learn something from late-night talk radio that would help me to build the readership of this blog; but I don’t want to be divisive.  That’s not my nature.

I want to bring together people who can appreciate serious writing and brazen sexuality in the same publication.

English: , American political pundit and radio...

English: , American political pundit and radio talk show host (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

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Karaoke

Well, the Old Soldier has money in his pockets and it’s a sunny, mild (a high around 53) Spring day in the city.  That means karaoke tonight at Del’s Bar and Italian Restaurant in Bloomfield (Little Italy) which is only about a 15-minute walk from my apartment building.

I’ll be gathering material for the “Karaoke As Performance Art) series.

See everyone tomorrow.

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The Pittsburgh Flash Fiction Gazette is a blog for readers and writers who appreciate serious writing and brazen sexuality.

The Monday Blues

215Nothing going on today.  The Old Soldier has writer’s block.  I’m just waiting for Armands in Bloomfield (Little Italy) to open so that I can have a beer and get a six-pack.

I’m writing this on a piece of paper as I lay on my back on the sofa with two pillows under my weary head.  I slept on the sofa again last night.  What a lousy habit.

It’s around 9:00 a.m. on an overcast, chilly (around 40 degrees) day.

Armand’s opens at 10:00 a.m.  My computer is downloading updates which means I can’t use it.  It’s too slow.

Oh, well see everyone later on.

Have a nice day.

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The Pittsburgh Flash Fiction Gazette is a blog of serious writing and brazen sexuality.

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