Flash Fiction: The End Of Writer’s Block by Guy Hogan

300px-Woman_face_during_orgasmYou sit at your workstation and stare at your computer screen.  You look out the window.  Another beautiful Summer-like day in Spring in Pittsburgh.  You think of something funny a friend told you yesterday.  You wonder if that cute young woman who went out of her way to talk to you last Saturday night at karaoke will be at karaoke this Saturday night.

Maybe you should get up and get a beer.  Yeah, a nice cold beer would taste great right now.  There must be at least two left in the refrigerator.  You’re pretty sure you didn’t drink the whole six-pack last night.

But no.  You’ve got to get down at least the first paragraph of your new flash fiction story before you do anything else.  You take a deep breath and begin.

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Mary Anderson woke up with a hangover and naked on her livingroom floor.  Again.  Everyone else must have gone home.  The first thing she thought was, I’m thirty-nine.  I’m too damn old and make too much money to be living like this…

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Karaoke: The Game Changer

Woman As Art

Woman As Art

The Old Soldier had a good time last night at karaoke at Nico’s in Little Italy.

Well, some of the other karaoke singers are starting to catch up with me.  The monitor that the lyrics appear on faces the audience.  This means that the singer always has his or her back to part of the audience.

I have newly made it a point of memorizing the lyrics of the song (songs) that I sing so that I always face and can interact with the audience.  Last night a couple of the singers knew the lyrics well enough to face the audience, too.  That is the first time I’ve seen that happen.

The Old Soldier always moves and grooves to the song (my Jim Morrison persona demands it).  Last night a middle-age guy (younger than the Old Soldier) danced during the instrumental of his song.  I’ve seen him sing karaoke many times and he never danced before.

Karaoke Revolution (2009 video game)

Karaoke Revolution (2009 video game) (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

The Old Soldier is having an impact on karaoke in the #1 karaoke bar in the city.  It’s a win-win situation for everybody.

The Old Soldier hopes he can have the same impact on blogs and other publications about flash fiction on the Internet.

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The Pittsburgh Flash Fiction Gazette is a blog of creative writing and female sexuality.  This blog is published near the University of Pittsburgh.

10 Great Reasons To Read This Blog Of Erotica

Woman As Art

Woman As Art

There are thousands of blogs on the Internet about sex.  There are thousands of blogs with photos of nude women.  So, why would you want to read this blog?  I’ll tell you why.

Hello, I’m the Old Soldier (Vietnam), the editor/publisher of this publication.  I like to call this blog a magazine, because it does and covers so many things.  Here’s a list to get you started.

  1. A paying market
  2. The woman as art series
  3. A series on everyday women doing their first porn videos
  4. Karaoke as performance art
  5. Talented contributors
  6. Articles on how to write flash fiction and some of the best flash fiction that you will find on the Internet
  7. Reports on the cultural scene in Little Italy in Pittsburgh
  8. Insights to help writers keep writing
  9. A focus on female sexuality
  10. Commentaries and reviews on books about the rock band The Doors
ACTION Magazine (October 1954) -- remember tha...

ACTION Magazine (October 1954) — remember that no woman is AVERAGE …item 3..Pro wrestler Ric Flair calls cops after wife beats him up (June 28, 2012) … (Photo credit: marsmet462)

I could add several more items to the list, but I think you get the idea.  Come in from the cold.  Join this unique community of readers and writers.  Experience a new kind of flash fiction magazine.

This is the Old Soldier reporting from Pittsburgh.

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This Pittsburgh Flash Fiction Gazette is a blog of creative writing and female sexuality.  This blog is published near the University of Pittsburgh.

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