It’s a beautiful Spring day in Pittsburgh, sunny with the high around 55. The Old Soldier just came back from a beer run and he picked up some ground beef at the supermarket. I’m going to have a hamburger, drink some beer, watch some porn and then attend the Sonny’s Tavern 17th Anniversary Party.
Yesterday, I stopped in at Sonny’s. Paul, one of the owners, was there.
He said the party will begin today at around 6:00 this evening with free food and a free juke box. (The Old Soldier is enjoying his retirement.)
You can’t beat that with a stick!
Actually, I watch the same porn videos over and over again since it looks like BrokeAmateurs is going out of business. So, I’ll lay on the sofa and read the books that I checked out from the public library, one about Frederick the Great of Prussia and one about Sylvia Plath, and every once in a while I’ll put in the ear plugs and listen to some woman being gangbanged. I like to try to pick out when the woman is having an orgasm just by the noise she makes. (Oh, ladies, most men love it when you make noise, but you have to be honest. No faking)
Hey, it may not be much of a life but it’s my life.
The Righteous Brothers are on the radio.
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